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'I'd like some more Depends.'
Dog swim teams: 'Give me 10 more laps!'
Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.
Man On Bear's Lap In Vet Clinic
'He's very user friendly.'
'I can't get this laptop to work.'
'It's not fair...Schumacher gets to practice a lap of honour before the race has even begun.'
'The only problem with having a laptop is you need a lap!'
"I'm not finished exercising. I still have a couple of laps to go."
Cat hissing at laptop computer.
Lap cats - $35.
'I never understood kitchen tables. Why do you think I gave you a lap?'
Santa is on break until 12:45.
'Unfortunately, by the time laptop computing came along, I no longer had a lap.'
Runner's Deja Vu
How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.
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The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'
'I was just about to ask you to sit on my lap!'
'Since you got your laptop you lost your lap.'
Sometimes he rubbed her the wrong way - which really rubbed her the wrong way.
'Race you to the nearest lap?'
'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'