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'I like what you've done with your person this year.'
"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."
"I see you've noticed my trophies!"
"He's pleasant enough but he's definitely not sushi grade."
"Richard has always had a gift for languages."
"I know the king and queen were not amused, but the rest of us thought it was funny as hell."
The middle class speaks up
"This may not be Downton Abbey, but I do prefer when you dress for dinner."
'I throw lots of parties... But I insist on only serving canned pumpkin and crystal clear cola.'
Other People's Stuff,
"Life?...in a nutshell?...we compete for access to women."
"The thing that troubles me the most is the disparity between the have-nots like me and the barely-have -anythings like you."
'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'
"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"