Xmas Party Cartoons and Comics

"Keep an eye on that Santa...I think he might be a damned headhunter!"

"Can you identify the desperate woman who sexually assaulted you at your company's Christmas party?"

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

"...So we arrived at 'Enjoy in whatever way you see fit this particular time of year'..."

"I just don't think I can stand it anymore!"

"What happens at the holiday office party stays at the holiday office party?"

"Next year No mistletoe!"

'You were terrific at the office Xmas party, Hansen, but now we'd like to have you return to your regular duties.'

"Managing the budget is a doodle compared to organising the staff Christmas dinner!"

"We need to be extra careful about expenditure...and I thought we could save a but by having the Xmas, New Year and redundancy parties at the same time!"

"I know it's a challenge but it needs your input...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!"

"...Donner Party!"

'If we want to get politicians to listen to us we need to do a little 'schmoozing'.'

'The Christmas party has been cancelled, but you can still come in and make out in the stationery cupboard.'

'Can we please just forget everything I said. It was the office party, I'd had a few drinks...I didn't know what I was saying!'

'So do I take it that all things considered and after a thorough review of all the other demands upon your time you would rather not volunteer to plan the office Xmas party this year?'

Kiss of Death

'So do I take it that all things considered and after a thorough review of all the other demands upon your time you would rather not volunteer to plan the office Xmas party this year?'

'Here's your 'Christmas Festive Fayre' menu...everything is off except the beans.'

'It's the only lacto-vegan, ethical, organic menu I could find to fit our Christmas meal budget...'

Teleworking was to be the death of the office party!

'The ward 'Christmas Festivities' have had to be cut...but management say patients can still use the office to photocopy your bottoms.'

"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks."