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'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'
"Can I ask you a personal question?"
Tags:personal question, personal questions, propose, proposal, proposals, marriage, marriages, marriage proposal, marriage proposals, engage, engagement, engagements, ring, rings, down on one knee, kneel down, kneeling down, fiance, fiances, fiancees, fiancee, wedding, weddings, dating, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, popping the question
'How did I do it I dunno, I guess the fight-or-flight mechanism kicked in and well,, in case you haven't heard, Bob, I'm a penguin,,,we don't fly,'
Tags:boxing, box, boxes, boxing match, ring, boxing ring, penguin, penguins, polar bear, polar bears, boxing matches, fight, fighting, fights, animal, animals, fights, fight, north pole, polar, fight or flight, meltdown, out for the count, out, stand up boxing, northern hemisphere, flightless, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I think it's his beeper."
Tags:beeper, beepers, pager, pagers, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, ring, rings, ringing, funeral, funerals, casket, caskets, wireless, signal, signals, faux pas, beeping, noise, noises, sound, sounds, funeral, funerals, funeral home, funeral homes, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, wake, wakes, dead, dead body, dead bodies
"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."
The Tiny Phone.
Tags:phones, phone, landline, landlines, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, tiny, mini, miniature, miniatures, noise, noises, ring, ringing, rings, panel, panels, small, minuscule, impractical, unfeasible, tininess, mislaid, lost, losing, loses, hidden, mystery, mysteries, legend, legends, myth, myths, mythical, find, finding, search, searching, searched, searches
Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now
Tags:liberty, liberties, bell, bells, ring, rings, ringing, ringer, ringers, philly, philadelphia, usa, america, american, la, package, packages, protect, protection, bubble, bubblewrap, wrap, hurry, hurried, rush, rushes, rushing, ship, ships, shipped, shipping, stupid, game, games, box, boxes, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, proposal, proposals, marriage proposal, marriage proposals, down on one knee, proposing, engagement ring, engagement rings, popping the question, ring, rings, necklace, necklaces, jewelry, jewellery, accessory, accessories, rejected, rejection
Tags:box, boxes, boxing, boxer, boxers, punch, punches, punched, punching, puncher, punchers, ring, rings, knockout, knock out, knockouts, knock outs, count, counts, counting, bury, buries, buried, burying, beat, beats, beating, beaten, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, hammered, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"You call that 'bling'?"
Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.
Tags:mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, cell, cellular, roam, roams, roaming, call, calls, calling, buffalo, cow, cows, plan, plans, talk, talking, communication, communicate, ring, ringing, charge, charges, charging, advice, advises, advisor, switch, switching, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."
Tags:diet, diets, women, woman, weight loss, weightloss, prizefighter, prize fighter, prizefighting, prize fighting, fighter, fighting, box, boxing, boxer, boxers, boxers, champ, champion, champs, champions, corner, corners, ring, boxing ring, rings, gender, gender stereotype, stereotypes, gender stereotypes, misogyny, misogynist, misogynistic, contact sport, sports, sport, contact sports, pounds, pound for pound, featherweight
Dial 123-SICK and Reach Out to Your Fellow-Hypochondriacs
Hard of Hearing Institute.
"That's out of my price range. Do you have anything that's free?"
Tags:diamond ring, diamond rings, engagement ring, engagement rings, diamond, diamonds, ring, rings, jewelry, jeweler, jewelers, jeweller, jewellers, jewellery, cheapskate, cheapskates, miser, misers, jewelry store, jewelry stores, jewelry shop, jewelry shops, jewellery shop, jewellery shops, jewellery store, jewellery stores, price range, prince ranges, price-range, price-ranges, romantic gesture, romantic gestures, romance, romances, proposal, proposals
"Be careful, Darlene. He's wearing a ring."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, girlfriend, girlfriends, dating, dates, date, boyfriend, boyfriends, ring, rings, wedding ring, bad boy, bad boys, infidelity, cheat, cheater, cheaters, cheating, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, piercing, piercings, nose ring, nose rings, animal, animals, cow, cows, bull, bulls
Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!
Tags:spain, spanish, pamplona, bull, bulls, cow, cows, run, runs, running, runner, runners, news, paper, papers, newspaper, newspapers, fool, fools, foolish, ring, rings, nose, noses, please, pleased, excited, excites, exciting, discover, discovered, discovery, discoverer, discoverers, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'It was my late grandmother's. She would've wanted you to have it.'
Pavlov's Great Great Grandson's Dog
'I hear that diamonds are really, really hard. Do you have anything easier?'
"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"
Tags:marriage, married, propose, proposal, engage, engaged, ring, rings, engagement, proposed, proposals, consumer, consumerism, clerk, clerks, assistant, assistants, saving, savings, class, class, lower class, service, service industry, customer, customer divide, love, loving, romance, romantic, romantically, marry, marrying, bride, brides, bridal, dress, dresses, wedding, wedding dress, wedding dresses, modern life, modern, modern world
'What are you implying?'
'She's having withdrawal symptoms. Her cellphone's in repair.'
'He's got nothing left kid, this is your round.'
"The ringing in your ears-I think I can help."
Tags:tinnitus, ring, rings, ringing, ear, ears, ear trouble, ear troubles, ear problem, ear problems, ear infection, ear infections, cow, cows, cattle, cowbell, cowbells, cow bell, cow bells, bell, bells, diagnosis, diagnoses, checkup, checkups, check up, check ups, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, family doctor, family doctors