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"Now that I've got it, what, exactly, do I do with my newfound strength?"
"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."
Tags:fitness, fit, gym, gyms, muscle, muscles, muscular, health, buff, workout, workouts, working out, weight lifting, weight lifter, weight lifers, lifting weights, exercise, exercising, board room, board rooms, meeting room, meeting, meetings, meeting rooms, office, offices, fitness center, fitness centers, fitness centre, fitness centres, coworker, coworkers, scrawny, little, out of shape, in shape, body builder, bodybuilder, body builders, bodybuilders
'And you say you check your e-mail on average three or four hundred times a day?'
Tags:doctor, doctors, arm, arms, build up, builds up, muscle, muscles, grow, growth, growths, abnormal, unusual, e-mail, e-mails, email, emails, e mail, e mails, electronic, electronics, mail, mails, check, checks, checking, checker, checkers, excess, excessive, overuse, overused, overuses, close to home
'I'm on the back stretch, about halfway down...I think it's a pulled hamstring.'
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, exercise, fitness, working out, weight, weights, barbell, barbells, dumbbell, dumbbells, weightlifting, weight-lifting, weightlifter, weightlifters, weight-lifter, weight-lifters, body building, body builder, body builders, powerlifting, powerlifter, powerlifters, weight training, health, health, healthy, muscle, muscles, built, jacked, muscular, briefcase, briefcases, heavy, workload, workloads, sport, sports, modern life
'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'
"Very impressive, Mr. Crawley, but no one on our side of the table wants to feel your muscle."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, meeting, meetings, health, fitness, muscle, muscles, showing off, show-off, show-offs, manly, bicep, biceps, bravado, strength, bully, bullies, bullying, workplace bullying, threatening, threat, threats, powerful, strong, power, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding
'Whoa... Dude! You've been pumping iron!
Tags:working out, work out, works out, fitness, nit, pumping iron, dumbbells, dumbbell, weight lifting, weight lifted, weight lifter, stickman, stickmen, stick man, stick men, stick, sticks, muscles, body builder, artist, drawing, drawn, draw, draws, drew, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'See that? A pile of twigs! That's how you end up if you don't stretch properly before the game.'
Tags:stick man, stick men, stickman, stickmen, twig, twigs, injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, stretch, stretches, stretching, muscle, muscles, stretched, warm up, warm ups, warmup, warmups, prepare, prepares, preparing, preparation, preparations, football, american football, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies.
"Actually, he's not all that big, but he's really ripped."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, body, bodies, body size, big, ripped, jacked, muscle, muscles, muscular, body building, body builder, body builders, fitness, in shape
"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."
Tags:prison, prisons, dungeon, dungeons, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, shackled, shackles, chain, chains, stomach, stomachs, stomach muscle, stomach muscles, muscles, muscles, abdominal muscle, abdominal muscles, abs, fitness, exercise, in shape, definition, defined abs, defined muscles, well-defined, six-pack, six pack, bodybuilding, bodybuilder, bodybuilders
Attitude adjustment $5.
Tags:attitude, attitudes, attitude adjustment, attitude adjustments, punch, punches, punching, beat up, beats up, beating up, beatdown, beatdowns, beat down, beat downs, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, muscle, muscles, muscleman, musclemen, strong man, strong men, donation, donations, donate, donates, donating, bad attitude, bad attitudes, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, merc, mercs, mercenary, mercenaries
"And how does that make you feel about your father?"
Tags:chiropractor, chiropractors, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, psychiropractor, hybrid, hybrids, combination, combinations, combined, father, fathers, parent, parents, feeling, feelings, personal question, personal questions, chiropractics, fraud, frauds, fraudulent, fraudulence, daddy issues, muscle, muscles, muscle pain
'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'
Tags:reindeer, rudolph, red nose, drug, drugs test, drugs tests, steroid, steroids, positive, fail, fails, failing, failed, muscle, muscles, muscly, ban, bans, banned, banning, reindeer game, reindeer games, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, performance enhancing, improve, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Blow up muscles.
Tags:body builder, body build, body building, body, fitness, fit, fitter, muscle, muscles, muscly, weight, weights, lifting weights, dumbbells, dumbbell, weightlifting, weight lifting, working out, work out, works out, gym, gymnasium, inflate, inflated, inflates, inflating, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I gotta go home. Brenda doesn't like me spending so much time at the gym."
Tags:caveman, cavemen, cave woman, cave women, cave dweller, cave dwellers, gym, gym goer, health, fitness, muscles, working out, work out, lifting, lift, lifting weights, exercise, exercise ball, date, dating, dates, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, nag, nagging, couple, couples, spouse, spouses
"It takes thirty seven facial muscles to frown and only one million dollars to smile."
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, money, donation, donations, charity, facial expression, facial expressions, frown, frowns, frowning, smile, smiles, smiling, muscle, muscles, happiness, millionaire, millionaires, rich, wealthy, affluent, well-off, income disparity, income inequality, income gap, poverty, money can buy happiness
The World's Strangest Man.
Tags:strong, strength, strongman, strongmen, exercise, exercising, fitness, working out, weight, weights, barbell, barbells, weightlifting, weight-lifting, weightlifter, weightlifters, weight-lifter, weight-lifters, body building, strange, body builder, body builders, powerlifting, powerlifter, powerlifters, weight training, health, healthy, muscle, muscles, built, jacked, muscular, pulling, lifting, throwing
"It's not about the eight arms, Roy—it's that you keep calling them 'guns'."
Tags:relationship, couples, couple, date, dating, octopus, octopuses, octopi, fish, fishes, arms, guns, biceps, biceps, muscle, muscles, muscular, muscular men, squid, squids, octoped, show off, show-off, showing off, brag, bragger, bragging, annoy, annoying, masculine, masculinity, body building, hypermascultinity, hyper-masculinity, hype masculinity, gender issues, self image, self presentation, self-image, self-presentation, body builder, argument, arguments
Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
Tags:zeus, greek gods, greek god, myth, myths, mythology, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, bolt, bolts, throwing, throwing arm, muscle, muscles, biceps, arm muscle, arm muscles, sport, sports, baseball, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, steroids, steroid use, scandal, scandals, injecting, injecting steroids, cheater, cheaters, illegal steroids, illegal steroid use, needle, needles, steroid abuse
Tags:weight, weights, muscle, muscles, muscly, xylophone, xylophones, musical instrument, musical instruments, work out, works out, working out, body builder, body builders, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, gym, gyms, fitness, exercise, exercises, exercising, exercised, music, musical, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You have logic, I have Roscoe."
Tags:logic, logical, might, mighty, might makes right, muscle, muscles, muscleman, musclemen, muscle man, muscle men, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, intimidation tactic, intimidation tactics, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, incorrect, logical fallacy, logical fallacies
"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."
Tags:club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, nightlife, bouncer, bouncers, security, guard, guards, muscular, muscle, muscles, body building, body builder, body builders, built, jacked, health, fitness, working out, exercise, body size, problem, problems, can't fit, too big, entrance, entrances, door, doors
"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."
Tags:gym, gyms, fitness club, fitness clubs, health club, health clubs, fitness centre, fitness centres, fitness center, fitness centers, exercise, fitness, exercising, working out, spring, winter, december, holiday, holidays, abs, muscle, muscles, out of shape, out-of-shape, new year's resolution, new year's resolutions, christmas, xmas, new years, new year's