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"Does this make us bad parents?"
Tags:parent, parenting, parents, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, parenting fails, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, bad dad, bad dads, bad mom, bad moms, bad mum, bad mums, bury the body, burying a body, hide the body, hiding the body, shallow grave, shallow graves, dead, died, death, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humour, killed, kill, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, manslaughter
"Mumford! I thought you were killed instantly."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, employer, employers, employee, employees, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, fire, fired, lay off, lay offs, laid off, let go, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, outsourcing, outsourced, kill, killed, killing, dead, die, died, dead, death
"He finally called, and it did kill him."
'Sorry we had to kill you, but it was the only way we could get some computer tech support up here.'
'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'
'Yeah, yeah, the floral pattern is fine. Weez just lookin' for somethin' a little wider, maybe eight, nine feet.'
"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
Tags:land mine, land mines, anti-personnel, mine, mines, minefield, minefields, mine field, mine fields, military, military personnel, euphemisms, language, language trick, language tricks, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, military man, military men, general, generals, commander, commanders, army, armies, officer, officers
"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."
Tags:gun, guns, starting gun, starting guns, start, starts, starting, football, football season, start, starts, starting, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, driven to murder, sports nut, sports nuts, sports addict, sports addicts, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, drive insane, drives insane, driven insane, american football
"Two out of three."
Tags:double or nothing, two out of three, best of three, duel, duels, duelling, duelist, duelists, pistol, pistols, gun, guns, pistols at dawn, shoot, shooting, shot, injured, injury, victorian, victorians, unreasonable, irony, ironic, ironically, kill, killed, honor, honour, honorable, honourable, honored, honoured, classic, classic joke, classic jokes, slapstick, slap stick, slap-stick, kill, killed, fatal, fatality, regency, edwardian, word play, words, game, games, competitive, word play, word-play, last words
"This, ladies and gentlemen, is Exhibit A, the sneakers that urged my client to Just Do It."
Tags:slogan, slogans, trial, trials, murder trial, murder trials, murder, murders, kill, kills, killing, killings, sneaker, sneakers, tennis shoe, tennis shoes, consumerism, consumerist, advertise, advertises, advertising, advert, adverts, ad, ads, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, criminal, criminals, insanity plea, insanity pleas, plea deal, plea deals, legal defense, legal defenses
Tags:thanksgiving, thanks giving, thanksgiving turkey, thanksgiving turkeys, turkey, turkeys, poultry, escape, escaping, escaped, escapes, duck, ducks, pretend, pretending, fit in, fitting in, quack, sneak, sneaking, sneaks, snuck, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, kill, killed, kills, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."
"I shot him and I never remarried."
Oh, how the Pickney bird twins longed for a world without idioms,
"Boy, that was some great fight!"
Tags:box, boxes, boxing, boxer, boxers, boxing ring, boxing rings, knockout, knockouts, knockout blow, knockout blows, decisive victory, decisive victories, kill, killed, killing, killings, murder, murders, pugilist, pugilists, pugilism, deadly, body bag, body bags, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, good fight, good fights
"The senior moments don't freak me out as much as the 'Death in Venice' moments."
'Really, Frank... The late news is so depressing - and it's the same thing every night... Why do you even turn it on?'
Tags:armadillo, armadillos, news, reporter, reporters, roadkill, roadkills, road, roads, kill, kills, depress, depresses, depressing, depression, story, stories, run over, ran over, runs over, repeat, repeats, repetitive, repetition, repetitions, accident, accidents, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Police officers arrest a child at a murder scene
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, crimes, criminal, criminals, young criminal, child criminal, young criminals, child criminals, murder, murderer, murders, murderers, dead, death, kill, kills, killers, killer, child, children, kid, kids, baseball, baseball bat, baseball match, baseball matches, arrest, arresting, arrested
"Gee, we have had the most awful luck with this room!"
Tags:bad luck, awful luck, curse, curses, cursed, hotel room, hotel rooms, homicide, homicides, murder, murders, murder victim, murder victims, bad room, bad rooms, room, rooms, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, blame, blames, blaming, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, superstitiousness, luck, lucky, unlucky
"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."
Tags:lemon, lemons, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, making lemonade, makes lemonade, brag, brags, bragging, boast, boasts, boasting, tall tale, tall tales, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, bar scene, bar scenes, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, murder, murders, hired killer, hired killers
Early birthday parties.
"So, you're still doing the Western thing."
"Look―I said I was sorry!"
Tags:apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, apology, apologies, sorry, not enough, too little, too late, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, kill, kills, killer, killers, killing, wife, wives, headless, decapitate, decapitates, decaptitating, decapitation, decapitations, killer, killers, horror, scary story, scary stories, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, campfire story, campfire stories, spat, spats, row, rows, disagreement, disagreements, fight, fights, fighting, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors
Tags:horror, fantasy, sci-fi, science-fiction, science fiction, robot, robots, killer robot, killer robots, kill, killer, killers, robot kit, robot kits, toy, toys, christmas, christmas day, xmas, yule, noel, gift, gifts, present, presents, kid, kids, child, children, dangerous, risky, hazardous, deadly, technology, modern life, oblivious parent, oblivious parents, parent, parents, parenting
'great news Your Majesty! The Kennel Club is thinking of naming a spaniel after you!!'