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'Take one of these twice a day wrapped in a piece of cheese.'
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'Listen up. ... When the ball is snapped, I want you to sprint for the end zone, cut through the tunnel, run out the gate, and don't ever come back.'
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'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'
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"There's always one annoying piece left over."
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"When the battery run down you get out and pet it."
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How To Go In
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'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'
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Employees Must Wash Hands
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The Envelope-America Corporation New Employees' Seminar #1
"Miss Keenan, I don't seem to be getting any pulse today. Perhaps you should alert legal."
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"Quick Lassie,-- start a puppy mill!"
"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."
Amphibian looking at sign saying 'keep off the grass'
Small arms training
"Don't forget to cancel my subscription to 'Modern Maturity'."
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Collect all 300 'Theories of educational instruction cards'.
"No talking back to the recorded seat-belt message."
"He likes to say we're a team, but really he's the coach and I'M the team."
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"We're thinking maybe it's time you started getting some religious instruction. There's Catholic, Protestant, and Jewish---any of those sound good to you?"
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"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."
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Instructions on how to be a golfer.
A veteran of many horrific blind dates, Barb carried a copy of 'Fodor's Guide to Restaurant Back Doors' with her at all times.
"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"
"I'm sorry dear - I've lost the little ball down the little hole again."
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