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"You're awfully tame this evening."
"You're not my husband."
Tags:hard day, hard days, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, long day, long days, wrong house, peace and quiet, worker, workers, working, working life, working lives, domestic scene, domestic scenes, domesticity, employer, work schedule, work schedules, hectic day, hectic days, stress, stressed out, stressing out, home, get home, getting home, wife, wives, husband, husbands, arrive, arrives, arrive home, arrives home, arriving home
"I thought you said you were just passing through."
Tags:marriage, marriages, married life, married couple, old married couple, domesticity, domestic, domestic scene, long-term relationships, passing-through, passing through, leaving, going, not staying, not staying long, staying, stay, commitment, commitments, committed, lack of commitment, committed relationship, committed relationships, non-committal
"We should never have committed binary fission!"
Tags:marriages, couple, couples, relationships, long-term relationships, long term relationships, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, husband and wives, cohabit, co-habit, cohabitation, co-habitation, living togther, wedding, weddings, matrimony, amoeba, amoebas, asexual, amoeboid, cell, cells, organism, organisms, binary fission, cell division, dna replication, paramoecium, complain, complaining, argue, arguing, domestic, domesticity, domestic argument, gender issues, gender inequality, misogyny
"The boondocks R us, I guess."
I only asked you to make a cup of tea, that doesn't need a risk assessment first...
"We never close, do we, Howard?"
'The fire seems to be drawing well.'
'Get out of bed. It's nearly eleven.' - 'No, go away.' - 'Get out of bed or else!' - '...or else what?' - '...or else I turn your coat hangers the wrong way around.' - 'Okay! Wait! Wait! I'm up!'
A Worker Bee's Home Life
Tags:bee, bees, worker bee, worker bees, worker, workers, honeybee, honeybees, honey bee, honey bees, beekeeper, beekeepers, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, nag, nags, nagging, wife, wives, home life, domesticity, hard worker, hard workers, workaholic, workaholics, family life, family time, hive, hives, colony, colonies, work addict, work addicts, work addiction, balance, balances, work, family
'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'
"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"
Tags:low-maintenance, low maintenance, high-maintenance, high maintenance, easy, routine, straightforward, trouble-free, relationship, relationship goals, relationships, married couple, old married couple, married, marriage, unhappy marriage, happy marriage, happily married, easy life, good life, domesticity, domestic, home-life, homebody, homebodies, rut, ruts, domestic bliss, long marriage, long marriages, simple life
Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'
"Calvin, before you go out, can you bring those new sheets off the line please?"
Tags:sheet, fire, race, religion, racism, washing, washing line, domesticity, marriage, relationship, innocence, klan, klan member, lynch mob, domestic, household, chore, task, imperial wizard, hate group, the klan, extremist, white nationalism, robe, robes, mask, hats, hat, masks, right wing extremist, menial task, caught out, caught red handed, caught
"My wife is out of town and I miss her -- would you mind nagging me a little?"
Tags:bar, pub, nag, nags, nagging, scold, scolds, scolding, homesick, homesickness, out of town, out-of-town, business trip, business trips, missing you, miss my wife, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, nostalgia, nostalgic, away from home, domesticity, domestic bliss, substitute, substitutes, substitution, substitutions
"Leave those�.Kevin'll do the washing up."
"Honestly, I don't know why we bother to live in sin..."
"The gathering never seems to stop!"
Tags:hunter, gatherer, hunting, gathering, primitive, primitives, cave man, man, woman, chores, duties, work, domestic, domestic work, domesticity, husband, wife, food, food preparation, gender roles, cavemen, domestic duty, task, food, forage, foragingrelationship, marriage, housework, housewife, housewives
'Have you seen the floor cloth anywhere?' - 'What colour is it?' - 'Green.' - 'No, I definitely haven't seen a green floor cloth.' - 'All I have is this turqoise dish cloth that I found under the fridge.'
'You'll never believe the day I've had...'
Flatware for mums
The death of Venus
'Tell whoever sent you these chocolates to keep them coming!'
'... and another thing!'