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"This is your wake-up call - change or die."
'...then I said, 'give me a raise, or I quit'.'
"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."
"Give me one more chance, Rachel. I'll go straight, and quit my lawyerin' ways."
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"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"
Tags:cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat lady, cat ladies, late husband, late husbands, widow, widows, ultimatum, ultimatums, smug, self-satisfied, self-satisfaction, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, ex-husband, divorce, divorces, divorcing, wife, wives, split up, splitting up, beloved pet, pet, pets
'It's me or the book clubs Alice. Choose it or lose it.'
'I said she was asking for trouble, with her, 'me or your stupid old football match!''
"If you lot cannot learn to fly you will have to go into politics."
''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'
Northern Canadian Cowboys.
"This app converts all of my problems into your problems."
'I can't believe mom would rather clean the bathroom!!'
'Stranger, I'm giving you until sundown to get off my foot.'
No ultimatum. Please give.
'From now on, anyone not found at their desk will be sacked on the spot.'
"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."
'...I gave her a choice: either the cat goes, or I go...'
'And I said to the Queen: Forget the colony's good, what's in it for me?'
"Either she goes, or I go... All over the new carpet again."
"I'll give you one more chance to tell me where Richie is in terms of his quest for spiritual enlightenment and peace of mind."
Tags:ultimatum, ultimatums, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, peace of mind, enlightenment, enlightenments, barmen, barman, confidant, confidants, drinking companion, drinking companions, drinking buddy, drinking buddies, organized crime, organised crime, gangster, gangsters, mobster, mobsters, threat, threats, threatening, intimidation, intimidating, thug, thugs
'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'
Bush and Blair Discuss Weapons of Mess Discussion
Why moms make bad refs.
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'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'
Tags:duck, ducks, bird, birds, quack, quacks, quacking, quacked, shoe, shoes, jog, jogs, jogging, jogger, joggers, jogged, run, runs, running, runner, runners, ran, annoy, annoys, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, footwear, foot wear, foot, feet, noise, noises, noisy, ultimatum, ultimatums, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers