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"Polly needs some time alone."
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'Take one of these twice a day wrapped in a piece of cheese.'
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"When the battery run down you get out and pet it."
Tags:toy, toys, car, cars, toy car, toy cars, parent, parents, dad, dads, instruct, instructing, demonstrate, demonstrating, inform, informing, child, children, pet, pets, petting, break, breaks, break down, battery, dead battery, sarcastic, sarcasm, dad joke, dad jokes, confuse, confused, confusion, static electricity, renewable energy, green car, green cars, sustainable, sustainability, static charge, static shock
Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations
Tags:conversation, conversations, conversational, conversational skills, talk, talking, introvert, introverted, introverts, introversion, shy, shyness, shyly, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, social, socialise, socialising, socialised, social skills, social anxiety, socially anxious, tech, technology, technological, gadget, gadgets, gps, g p s, g.p.s, direction, steer, steering, instruction, instructed, instructing
"Quick Lassie,-- start a puppy mill!"
The Ultimate Beginner's Board
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Small arms training
MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU! 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'
Collect all 300 'Theories of educational instruction cards'.
Snowman built from self-assembly kit.
'...and this little gizmo - this always breaks me up - is called a mouse.'
Student to teacher: 'Speak up, I can hardly hear ya!'
Lady to man: 'I can't find the Geography Workshop.'
"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"
"Lincoln, Churchill, Einstein ... there he goes name-dropping again!"
Tags:name drop, name-dropping, name drops, name dropping, history lesson, history lessons, history class, history classes, historical characters, albert einstein, winston churchill, abraham lincoln, historical figure, historical figures, kids, kid, education, class, school, students, famous name, famous names, teacher, teachers, teaching, instructor, instructing, lesson, lessons
A veteran of many horrific blind dates, Barb carried a copy of 'Fodor's Guide to Restaurant Back Doors' with her at all times.
"I only talk down to your child because he's shorter than me."
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'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'
"You're not a self-starter, but you self-stick. I need you to apply yourself."
Tags:drive, driver, driving, backseat, backseat driver, backseat driving, driving lesson, driving lessons, passenger, passengers, automobile, critic, criticize, criticism, instruct, instruction, instructing, advice, lion, lions, predators, predator, prey, preys, pride, prides, backseat drivers, advice, tip, tips
'Don't jump! Your wife told us what a bide diver you are!'
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'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'
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'When it starts going down real fast put your arms up!'
Tags:ship, ships, boat, boats, titanic, sink, sinks, sinking, sank, ride, rides, riding, rider, riders, rollercoaster, rollercoasters, roller coaster, roller coasters, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, captain, captains, sailor, sailors, vessel, vessels, instruct, instructs, instructing, instructedthe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'It's a note from coach. He wants you to move over a shade to the left.'
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