Digital Childhoods Cartoons and Comics

"My parents are so busy checking the computer that they never think of this."

"She's started instagramming solid food."

Santa tries talking to kids with screen addictions.

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

"I won the spell-check bee."

"Why don't you get off the computer and watch some TV?"

"It's hard to believe he was all we had before Google."

"Grandma? I just sent you a goodie basket."

"Let's not waste each other's time. Just check my Amazon wishlist."

"Make me feel ashamed of you!"

"Let's learn everything you need to know about Human History before noon. Everyone go to Google search."

"It's all right, sweetie. In the information age, everybody feels stupid."

Etch-A-Sketch VS. IPad

"You may not understand it now, but this is a good thing! You'll interact with people. . . you actually talk to your family!"

"Why do we need to learn cursive writing when we can just choose different fonts?"

Waiting Room

"I texted my mom to ask when we should come in. That's her way of replying to all."

"Thanks for getting me those new gadgets for Christmas a few days ago. However, they are already outdated."

"My mom bought it for me when I was little. I used it twice, then upgraded to a phone."

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"There's a new program that won't allow me to swear, and I can't disable it. It's called my parents."

Santa tweet

Jack and Jill: Updated.

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."