Art Collector Cartoons and Comics

A man is trapped in a painting.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

"We have to move out – I just sold a painting."

"You're lucky that painting was of a horse."

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"Primitive? Compared to what?"

"The moment I saw this, my soul cried out that it could triple in value."

"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."

The Art Critic

"I knew the artist when he was just deluding himself."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

"Sexy, but safe-sexy."

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"How much more would this be worth if something happened to you?"

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

Lefty Duke Signs for a Van Gogh Painting.

'Now to find a cheap sofa to match.'

"Well, this initial test suggests that the authenticity of your Rembrandt may be questionable."

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

'I know art can be a good investment, but it's important to love what you collect.'

'It's a piece of conceptual art...'Milk and Eggs'...$56,000 Every day we have to pour fresh milk in the glass, and replace the eggs.'

"You rarely see this kind of joy for under ten thousand."

If I own the artist, I own his art as well!

"What inspired someone to spend countless millions to buy it?"