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"and whose little marriage are we?"
"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
Tags:vegetable, vegetables, veggies, lettuce, head of lettuce, cabbage, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, agriculture, crop, crops, growing crops, garden, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, growing, raising, compost, dirt, manure, fertiliser, kid, kids, child, children, young, younger, old, older, adults, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, language, word play, wordplay
Although gravity had taken its toll Connie, she had devised a way to look youthful...
"A day is a long time."
"Young man, you'd better get my priorities straight."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolescence, raising teens, life with teens, life with teenagers, priority, priorities, young, youth, get your priorities straight, lazy, couch potato, couch potatoes, unambitious, messy, modern life
"That's what's the matter with kids today!"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, teen, teens, teenage, teenager, youth, young, young person, duck, ducks, bird, birds, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking bird, talking birds, talking duck, talking ducks, lazy, old age, generation, generations, kids today, modern life, millennial, millennials, baby boomer, baby boomers
"Frankly, we're at a loss, so we're looking for someone young and stupid to tell us what to do."
Tags:generations, generation, generation gap, age gap, age, ages, baby boomer, baby boomers, boomer, boomers, middle age, middle aged, young, youth, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, failing business, millennial, millennials, college educated, university educated, fresh start, new ideas, new idea, suggestion, suggestions, hiring, hired, new hire
"What'll it be, handsome?"
"Can Mommy borrow your baby-blue pinafore tonight, sweetie?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, mother-daughter relationships, fashion, styles, clothes, clothing, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, womenswear, little girl, pinafore, childish, immature, young, youth, age, borrow, borrowing, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, girl's clothes, girl's clothing, girl's fashion, women, woman, girl, girls
"A general! Goodness gracious, you don't look like a general!"
Tags:military, general, generals, armed forces, soldier, soldiers, officer, officers, uniform, uniforms, introduction, introductions, introduce, introducing, old people, old, young, generations, generation, elder, elders, elderly, old age, age, ages, aging, ageing, rude, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"I kept hoping the picture would get old and repulsive looking, instead of me, but it didn't work out that way."
Tags:grotesque, horror, dorian gray, oscar wilde, the picture of dorian gray, literature, classic, book, books, novel, novels, painting, paintings, art, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, self-portraits, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, old age, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, ugly, loss of beauty, unattractive, wrinkles, grey hair, gray hair, decrepit, handsome, young, youth, beauty, attractive, unrealistic expectation, unrealistic expectations
"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, sports car, sports cars, convertible, convertibles, youth, young, age, aging, ageing, growing older, getting older, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, serious, testosterone, man, men, boy, boys, manly, hormone, hormones, muscle car, muscle cars
"I can't afford to lose my phone. I've assigned it talismanic properties."
Tags:phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, modern life, modern world, tech, gadget, gadgets, talisman, relied, reliance, rely, relying, talismans, talismanic, spiritual, spiritually, lost, lose, young, youths, millennial, millennials
"To start with, gentlemen, I just want to say that if at any time I strike you as being strange or weird or something, or whatever, it's because I'm probably the first member of this board to grow up with television."
Tags:board, boards, boardroom, boardrooms, board meeting, board meetings, monoculture, monocultures, old white men, old white man, old men, old man, old, old rich white men, old rich white man, younger, young, youth, television, tv, generation divide, generation divides, generation gap, generation gaps, patronising, patronizing, patronise, patronize
Yuppie Street Gangs
Tags:yuppie, yuppies, young professional, young professionals, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, passive aggressive, raised eyebrows, empty threat, empty threats, violent, violence, psychology, fashion, fashions, stereotype, stereotypes, fashionable, young, youth, men, man, street gang, street gangs
'I don't understand why nobody is coming in...'
"He died young."
Tags:history, historical, egypt, ancient, ancient egypt, egyptian, pyramids, giza, pyramid, tomb, tombs, grave, graves, death, dead, young, youth, died young, age, ages, child, children, kid, kids, pharaoh, pharaohs, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, small, tiny, mini, tourist, tourists, tourism, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists
"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."
Tags:circus, circus trick, europe, european, europeans, bourgeoisie, tacky, trashy, entertainer, entertainers, runaway, run-away, run away, kid, kids, child, culture clash, culture, cultures, international, international culture, regions, regional, carnie, carnies, young, youth, youthful, dream, dreams
"On the bright side, we're too old to die young."
Fountain of youth. Fountain of intelligence
Speedo Limit: 21 Years
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, limit, limits, liited, speedo, fitness, fit, fitter, fat, fatter, overweight, bulge, mid-life crisis, mid-life, middle age, middle-age, swimming, swim, swims, beach, beaches, beach body, sign, signs, signage, fashion, fashions, fashion faux pas, faux pas, young, youth, youthful
"How appropriate is that—she's a hundred and twenty years his junior."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, galapagos tortoise, galapagos tortoises, reptile, reptiles, relationship, relationships, age gap, age gaps, young, old, younger, older, appropriate, inappropriate, silver fox, silver foxes, questionable, questionable relationship, questionable relationships, dating, older man, younger woman
"Are you the angry young artist or the angry young bloodsucking dealer?"
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self reference, minimal, minimalism, minimalist, greed, greedy, stereotype, stereotypes, young, youth
"I tried living in the past... but there was nothing there!"