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Frank integrates the modern, poll-driven, finger-in-the-wind brand of politics into his parenting style.
"You know, you're got something there, Spikey -- the Lone Ranger was a sort of consultant."
'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'
"PG my ass!"
"I'm always worried about what my son is downloading from the internet, and what my daughter is uploading to it."
Warning to kids: The following program contains educational content.
'It's best not to talk behind other people's back's, son. But if you must, the place to do it is in the media.'
"Let's just say that, from here on in, parental guidance is advised for this whole darn network."
The Dirty Internet
"... No, my parents don't want me home so early because they don't trust me... They don't trust you!"
"Yes, that's correct Mr. Brown. Your son was punished for something he didn't do... His homework."
'This is an extreme movie - All children must be accompanied by a government bureaucrat.'
'Now that I'm old enough to watch these TV shows without parental supervision, they don't interest me.'
'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'
'This is really good. It must be something we're not supposed to be watching.'
"Mr. Murillo couldn't understand how I could make so many mistakes. So I told him that you helped me write it."
'To our grandchildren, parental control means they have to monitor what kind of programs we watch.'
'I think PG stands for pretty gross.'
TV asks: Could I see some ID?
This office is rated PG. Parental Guidance suggested.
'That one failing grade is for the course where you did most of my homework.'
Warning to kids
The State of Britain's Youth - Parental Guidance Recommended
'The following is a paid political broadcast, and parental discretion is advised....'
Parental Advisory Stickers