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To lower health-care costs, many physicians are teaming up with airport security.
'Any restrictions on the amount of luggage you can lose?'
'What do you mean you left the keys on your dresser?!'
'Could you take a quick look and see if I lost a filling on the upper left row of teeth?'
"LaGauardia, and hurry - I've got a flight in six hours."
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Caribbean Airport Security
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"Well, so long, fellows. I'm off to gay, carefree, exciting Stuyvesant Town."
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Grim reaper waiting for someone in the arrivals area of an airport
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"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
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"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, nothing to declare, contraband, contraband items, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aiplane, airplanes, travel, travelling, travellers, customs, border control, border protection, jack and the beanstalk, giant beanstalk, jack and the giant beanstalk, jack and the magic beanstalk, fairy tale, fairy tales, unattended luggage, unattended bag, unattended bags, unattended baggage, luggage, bag, bags, bagg, security guard, security guards, age, hold luggage, cabin luggage, law enforcement, law enforcer, federal law enforcement, illegal item, illegal items, smuggling, smuggler, accident, accidental, mistake, biologicals, banned biologicals, agricultural permit, agricultural permits
Cow on the Luggage Carousel
"Book me, seat me, treat me bad."
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"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."
Tags:queue, queuing, queues, queued, pushing, queue jumping, queue jumped, board, boarding, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplane, steward, stewardess, stewards, stewardesses, passenger, passengers, pushing, pushed, push, airport, airports, board, luggage, bag, bags, wait, waiting, line, waiting in line, order, orders, skip, skip the queue
"Is the flight completely full, extremely full, or very full."
A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.
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"At this time, we'd like to begin boarding our 'It's all about me' members."
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, boarding, announcement, announcements, member, members, membership, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, ego, egotistic, egoist, egoists, egotistical, vain, vanity, selfish, self-centered, self-centred, modern line
"Sometimes I think I'd serve the nation better at the approach to Kennedy International."
Tags:uncle sam, statue of liberty, lady liberty, liberty enlightening the world, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, american symbol, american symbols, personification, serving the nation, john f. kennedy international airport, kennedy international, airport, airports, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, welcoming, travel, air travel, modern life
'Dang! Crashed again! Oh well... I've got to get to my flight.'
Tags:pilot, pilots, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, video game, video games, arcade game, arcade games, crash, crashes, crashed, crashing, fly, flies, flight, flights, worry, worries, worrying, worried, flight simulator, flight simulators, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.
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Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flying, airport, airports, tropics, tropical, caribbean, mexico, warm, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, coat, coats, winter coats, winter coat, coat check, tourists, tourist, tourism, travel, traveling, travelling, beach, beaches, snowbird, snowbirds, escape, winter, summer, runway, runways, booth, booths
"We don't consider you luggage 'lost', we like to think it's off on an adventure."
"Must you precede everything you say with 'This is your captain speaking'?"
Tags:airport, airports, airline, airlines, pilot, pilots, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, captain, captains, annoying habit, annoying habits, work/life balance, life/work balance, life-work balance, work-life balance, career, careers, taking our work home with you, bringing your work home with you, workaholic, workaholics
Welcome to America
"Terrorists continue to try to smuggle bombs on planes in their underwear. . . we are now requiring all passengers to fly commando."