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Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.
Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!
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'With four voracious teenagers in the house, we decided to get six dairy cows and milking machines.'
Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.
'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'
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'Ronald!! You're home early - uh, this isn't what it looks like!'
Non-Fat Milk/Low-Fat Milk/Full-Fat Milk. . . Ah, What The Hell.
Santa as a baby.
Hen and pig get coffee then milk from cow.
'I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go. You're been giving 110%.'
A minotaur waits with his wife.
How Ice Cream Is Made.
Do you ever serve chocolate milk?
Workman eating lunch sees that the wall is not level.
"By the way, dollface,nice hooters."
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"You're not getting anything out of me unless you pinch really hard with your thumb and forefinger, then pull."
'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'
'They use it to make Swiss cheese. It's called hole milk.'
Cereal fire put out with milk.
Man milks a book.
'If powdered milk's your thing! I'm your gal!'
"I'll bet it waits 'til we're finished milking."
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A Milk Pairing Guide