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"Who ate all the dots?"
"Jim! Long time. Are you still making your own granola?"
Best if used before it spoils.
'With four voracious teenagers in the house, we decided to get six dairy cows and milking machines.'
Super Bran Flakes.
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"For those of you headed to the office, today will be 68 degrees and fluorescent."
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The Tragedy of Prosperity
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Rococo breakfast cereal.
"Oh, c'mon! I just poured this bowl of cereal!"
"Rise & shine!" - Product 19
A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'
'One four ounce serving supplies minimum daily requirement of butylated hydroxyanisole...'
You've Got Mail
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'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'
"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."
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'Of course I like your new boyfriend. He lives along with his mom too!'
More New Cereals For Kids
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The Backs Of Adult Cereal Boxes
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'She's stolen our recipe!'
"Seventeen years on the force wants me to call this a cereal killing. But, that would just sound stupid."
Finally, some cereal with real get-up-and-go!
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"Look Mommy, hat!"