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'Now remember, he spent $400 on that, so no matter what, we can never play with it.'
"I'm trying to remember a happier time.
Tags:board game, board games, board-game, board-games, life, living, lives, snakes and ladders, chutes and ladders, misery, miserable, pessimistic, morose, toy, toys, unhappy, unhappiness, sad, depress, depressed, depressing, challenge, challenges, trial, trials, sadness, slide, slides, chutes, negative
Letter to Santa, 'Dear Santa, Some Assembly Required. Timmy'
Summer reading for the family.
Tags:beach, beaches, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, reading, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, summer, summertime, summer reading, block, blocks, toy, toys, book, books, novel, novels, tablet, tablets, e-reader, e-readers, ereader, ereaders, literature
"Congratulations! It's a Beanie Baby."
Tags:waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, obstetrician, obstetricians, ob/gyn, medicine, medical, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, giving birth, childbirth, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads, congratulations, good news, toy, toys, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, soft toy, soft toys, fad, fads, trend, trends, trendy
A bird looks at itself in the mirror with binoculars.
"We found this in your brain."
"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."
Tags:walls, wall, walled, child, childhood, children, parents, parent, parenting, toy, toys, playing, play, child's play, barrier, barriers, excessive, isolated, isolating, building, building blocks, building block, block, blocks, architecture, construction, constructions, corner, cornered, construction work, engineer, engineers, engineering, youth, youths, teenage angst, angst, anxiety, anxieties
"And here's where we make toys for bad little boys and girls!"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, elf, elves, naughty list, naughty lists, naughty or nice, toy, toys, making toys, north pole, bad list, bad lists, lump of coal, lumps of coal, santa claus is coming to town, naughty child, naughty children, torture, tortures, torture device, torture devices, christmas, x-mas, xmas, christmas season, holiday season
"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."
Dad using a child's tricycle to do a stunt while mom and a child look on
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, show-off, show-offs, bad idea, bad ideas, childish, immature, man-child, man-children, reliving one's childhood, dangerous, risky, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, risk-taker, risk-takers, stuntperson, stuntpeople, thrill-seeker, thrill-seekers, bike, bikes, biking, bicycle, bicycles, bicycling, tricycle, tricycles, jumping over cars, toy, toys, ramp, ramps, stunt performer, stunt performers, bad influence, bad example, bad role-model, bad role model, unimpressed, terrified, scared, sad, upset, left out
"I released a lot of emotion with my drumming, but I still need to have a tantrum."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, behavior, behaviour, tantrum, tantrums, fit, fits, toy, toys, playing, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, drum, drums, drumming, banging, hitting, music therapy, musical therapy, temper, emotion, emotions, emotional, anger, angry, release, mental health, frustration, psychobabble, psychology, modern kids, modern children, modern life
"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."
Tags:inventor, inventors, innovator, innovators, perpetual motion, perpetual motion machine, toy, toys, toy inventor, toy inventors, catch, playing catch, clockwork, clockwork mouse, robot, robots, robotics, distraction, distractions, procrastination, procrastinations, scientist, scientists, physicist, physicists, engineer, engineers, engineering, machines, machine, advice, career advice, mistake, mistakes, ideas, idea
"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, daughter, daughters, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, imaginary, imagination, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, toy, toys, doll, dolls, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationships problems, kitchen, kitchens, stove, stoves, stove top, stove tops, toy kitchen, toy kitchens, boil, boiling, boil alive, boiling alive, play, playing, pretend, pretending
'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'
"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"
Tags:postmortem, postmortems, post-mortem, post-mortems, coroner, coroner, coroners, doll, dolls, toy, toys, favorite toy, favorite toys, christmas present, christmas presents, anatomy, human anatomy, anatomically correct, psycho, psychotic, sociopath, sociopaths, psychopath, psychopathic, medical, medical school, medical schools, cadaver, cadavers, educational tool, educational tools, christmas, xmas, x-mas
Tags:doll, dolls, toy, toys, mother and daughter, mothers and daughter, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dying, death, illness, fever, fevers, cold, flu, common cold, body image, realistic expectations, gender issues, body types, sexism, male gaze, the male gaze, sexist, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists
"I just worry that we won't be able to provide the same level of crap that our parents gave us."
"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, scolding, telling off, punishment, punishments, bad boy, good boy, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, gift, gifts, present, presents, toy, toys, education toy, educational toys, naughty or nice, good or bad, list, lists, modern life
"It's not a reflection on you. I just want to spend more time with my dolls."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, friend, friends, friendship, kid, kids, child, children, leisure, hobby, hobbies, spending time, spend more time, time, reflection, reflections, reflecting, toy, toys, doll, dolls, playing, it's not me it's you, excuse, excuses
'It's a medical bill for $25,000 from Jimmy.'
"But this way I know where everything is."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, mess, messy, messy room, messy rooms, bedroom, bedrooms, unorganised, unorganized, disorganised, disorganized, organization, organisation, organised mess, organized mess, untidy, toy, toys, cleaning, picking up, raising kids, raising children