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'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'
"When did our cable bill get higher than our mortgage?"
'You've only got a few days left to use up your healthcare benefits for the year. I'm going to call to see if I can get you in for a colonoscopy.'
Tags:colonoscopy, colonoscopies, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, line, lines, cable, cables, wire, wires, health insurance, medical insurance, health cover, medical cover, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, benefit, benefits, husband, husbands, wife, wives, hospitals, real life adventures
Tags:view, views, window, windows, fake news, donald, trump, incompetent, idiot, idiots, media, press, news, news team, live news, live news coverage, weather, weather report, weather forecast, forecast, forecasts, cable, tv, tvs, television, televisions, show, shows, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows
'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'
"I'm sorry I couldn't be there but I was able to TiVo your perp walk."
Tags:perp walk, perp walks, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, corruption, corrupt, selfish, selfishness, lazy, laziness, insensitive, insensitivity, cable, cable tv, cable television, walking the perp, frog march, frog marching, the media, unsupportive, self centred, self centered, corporate giant, corporate giants, disloyal
"Good heavens! Who hooked you up? This one is cable TV!"
Tags:television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, television cable, television cables, t.v. cable, t.v. cables, tv cable, tv cables, cable television, cable tv, cable t.v., hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, bed-ridden, bedridden, iv, ivs, iv drip, iv drips, i.v., i.v.s, i.v. drip, i.v. drips, intravenous drip, intravenous drips, intravenous therapy, cable, cables, wire, wires, hooked up, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, many cables, many wires, modern life, modern medicine
"We're a cable giant, you're a cable giant."
Tags:board meeting, board meetings, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, tv, television, cable, cable network, cable networks, cable tv, cable television, tv broadcaster, tv broadcasters, tv broadcasting, television broadcaster, television broadcasters, television broadcasting, corporation, corporations, corporate giant, corporate giants, buzzword, buzzwords, business talk, business speak, merger, mergers, modern life, modern times
"Don is more like network, and Evan is more like cable."
Tags:women, woman, men, man, smack talk, smack talking, talking smack, talking trash, trash talk, trash talking, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, network, network television, network tv, cable tv, cable television, cable, differences, comparison, comparisons, options, weighing the options, friend, friends
Deadwood 25 miles
Tags:television, television show, television shows, televisions, cable, wild west, western, westerns, regional, profanity, profanity filled, swears, swear, swearing, curse, cursing, post-civil war, lawless, outlaws, outlaw, gold strike, mining, coal mining, coal miners, coal miner, tv program, tv programs, tv programme, tv programmes, satellite, satellite tv, streaming, online streaming, digital cable, premium tv, premium cable
"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."
"But, Marge, ﬁve hundred channels. Won't that make a difference?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, divorce, divorcing, divorced, breakup, split up, breakups, breaking up, ex, exes, walked out, dump, dumped, cable, satellite, channel, channels, variety, options, tv, tvs, television, televisions
'I'm disappointed. I thought this was a show about Contract Law.'
Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy
Tags:literature, literary, lit, lit major, lit majors, minimalism, minimalist, books, book lover, book, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, reference, references, cultural, culture, cultural reference, cultural references, cable, cable guy, existentialism, existential, nihilism, nihilistic, tv, television, cable installation, installation, beckett, samuel beckett, waiting for godot, godot, cable guy, eternity, long wait, waiting room, waiting, waits, didi, tragicomedy, theater, theatre, play, plays, playwright, theatrical, stage, stages, show, shows
"You wanna watch the Hunting Channel or the Gathering Network?"
Tags:hunting, hunter, hunters, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, network, networks, channel, channels, cable, cable channel, cable channels, cable package, cable packages, couch potato, couch potatoes, choice, choices, option, options, special interest, special interest, interest, interests, interest group, interest groups, lazy, laziness, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, modern life, modern times, exercise, exercises, exercising, lack of exercise, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles
'Dial-up service? What's a dial?'
"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"
"History Channel Bingo"
Tags:tv, tv channel, tv channels, channel, channels, tv network, tv networks, television channel, television channels, television network, television networks, cable, history, pop history, history channel, bingo, bingo card, bingo cards, predictable, predictable, pseudodocumentaries, pseudodocumentary, historian, historians, sensationalism, sensational, bad documentaries, bad documentary, dumbed down, dumbing down
"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."
Tags:actor, actors, acting, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, fame, famous, narrator, narrators, media, telecom, telecommunications, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, internet, wifi, cable, tv, television, tvs, televisions, movie, movies, cold call, cold calls, consumer, consumers, consumerism
Man tripping over a cable at a safety awards night.
"When did they add this channel?!"
'I'll plead guilty if you'll guarantee me 24 hour cable network news.'
Newpaper reads: Cable Out - 1000s forced to read.
Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office
Tags:literature, literary, lit, lit major, lit majors, minimalism, minimalist, books, book lover, book, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, reference, references, cultural, culture, cultural reference, cultural references, cable, cable guy, existentialism, existential, nihilism, nihilistic, kidnap, kidnapped, tied, tied up, rope, bound, gagged, gag, escape, no escape, explain, explanation, explained, theory, theories, pop culture
"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."
Tags:television, televisions, tv, tvs, entertainment, technology, flat screen tv, flat screen, big screen, television set, television sets, vintage, vintage tv, vintage television, broadcast, broadcasting, memo, tv monitor, tv monitors, technological evolution, movie, movies, film, films, dvd, dvds, cable, old age, old people, elderly, elders, elder