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"There's nothing sick about liking to dress up in grandmother's clothing."
"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."
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"Gosh, Grandma, what big drinks you pour."
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A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.
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How Grandma Sees the Remote
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"I still want grandchildren.
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"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."
A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy
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Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'
Grandma's iPad Album
Waiting For Godot
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'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'
Watch out for number one.
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"Over the river and through the woods, to self-esteem-undermining grandmother's house we go..."
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"I see the new dentures are still making you spit a little, Gramma."
"Nation-wise, we're in a pickle."
"We're not your grandma's rock band. We're her friend Irene's rock band."
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"Grammy was Shabby when Shabby wasn't chic."
'So Grandma's arrived then.'
'Whenever I get a good test grade I show it to my mother. Whenever I get a bad test grade, I show it to my grandma.'
"Mother, please! I can spoil my own child."
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"Such a long trip."
"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"
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