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"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."
"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
Tags:penguin, penguins, strange, strange imagery, account, accounts, businessmen, business man, absurd, absurdity, ice, fish, luxuries, personal use, personal, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding, what do you expect, need, needs, want, wants, spend, spending, spent, outgoing, outgoings, department, departmental, departmental plan, plan, plans, planning, accounting, warning, warnings, management, upper management, office politics, rule, rules, necessities, access, accessibility, access needs, access requirements
Drugs via the internet.
Tags:travelling, car, cars, drive, driving, id, identification, two forms of identification, require, required, visa, visas, document, documentation, protectionism, protection, checkpoint, checkpoints, drive, driving, heartland, motherland, fatherland, vitals, access, accessible, accessing, america, region, regions, regional, american, homeland security, security, secure, safe, safety, precaution, precautions, politically, politics, political, comment, commentary, critique
'I know its access is limited, but its got potential.'
A hangman's noose is made wheelchair accessible.
Tags:handicapped, wheelchair access, regulation, regulations, regulate, regulates, regulated, accessible, accessibility, access, politically correct, political correctness, noose, nooses, hang, hangs, hanging, hanged, hangman, hangmen, disability act, disability acts, ramp, ramps, wheelchair ramp, wheelchair ramps
Tags:tapeworm, tapeworms, worm, worms, realtor, realtors, estate, agent, agents, colon, colons, kidney, kidneys, private, privacy, staple, staples, intestine, intestines, duodenum, access, accesses, convenience, convenient, home, homes, view, views, viewing, viewings, show, shows, showing, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'
"It's not the ticket I'm worried about."
Tags:parking, parked, park, carpark, car park, lot, parking lot, parking lots, disabled, disabled parking, badge holder, badge holders, badge, accessible, accessibility, access, access needs, use what you need, car, cars, ticket, tickets, parking ticket, parking tickets, gun, guns, allowed, allow, allow it, allowing it, restricted, restricting, manners, courtesy, courteous
'Great news Roger. The court has finally agreed access rights - you can see your father again!'
'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'
"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, self portrait, portrait, portraits, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, beginner, beginners, supplies, art supply, art supplies, paintbrush, paintbrushes, brushes, color, colors, oil, oil painting, oil paint, oil paints, canvas, canvases, kit, kits, set, sets, specific, specifics, list, lists, access, accessible, brainless, doesn't know what, looking for, under her nose, under his nose, close, nearby, amateur, novice
Democratic Party Access For Under $100.
Tags:advert, advertising, adverts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, democrat, democrats, democratic, al gore, gore, ted kennedy, pat moynihan, moynihan, richard gephardt, celebrity, celebrities, dnc, price, prices, expensive, expense, politician, politicians, access, accessing, accesses, accessed
Stairway to heaven with man in wheelchair at bottom.
In the future, wars will be fought over water.
'The access didn't meet our standards...you should find an alternative practice in Botherington, 20 miles down the A465'
Alien being refused entry to a school without a visitor's pass and DNA sample.
"This work placement should be seen as a unique opportunity to access some of the country's most powerful and influential people, and make them coffee."
"I wish lack of access to health care was our problem."
"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, teen, teens, teenagers, teenagers, adolescence, adolescent, adolescents, room, rooms, bedroom, bedrooms, messy, messy room, messy rooms, search, inspect, inspection, inspections, inspector, inspectors, un, u.n., united nations, un inspector, un inspectors, un inspection, un inspections, u.n. inspector, u.n. inspectors, u.n. inspection, u.n. inspections, access, weapon, weapons, weapons of mass destruction, wmds, w.m.d.s, iraq, hiding, hidden
"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."
'....My digital assistant reminded me to stock up on beer and nachos.'
Tags:data, digital assistants, artificial intelligence, ai, cloud data, cloud computing, access, online assistant, sas, software as a service, cloud tech, technology, computers, smartphones, secretary, secretaries, big-data, big data, analytics, predictive analytics, prediction software, efficiency, planning, software, game day, big game, remote batteries, sports, basketball, baseball, football, soccer, pastimes, leisure, food, snacks, leisure time, time off, gadget, gadgets
"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"