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'How did I do it I dunno, I guess the fight-or-flight mechanism kicked in and well,, in case you haven't heard, Bob, I'm a penguin,,,we don't fly,'
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"Actually, I like big hair on guys."
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"Momma? Is Rick Perry real?"
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Polar Bears Bowling.
"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."
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"Mostly it was the harsh political rhetoric that polarized me."
'Fear not my friends - this while situation is merely a logical fallacy built on a common misconception! Polar bears only live in the Arctic, whereas we penguins live in the Southern hemisphere.'
The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.
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"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."
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"Evolve already! Ice caps are melting."
Tags:survival of the fittest, darwinism, charles darwin, polar bear, polar bears, evolution, theory of evolution, evolving, ice cap, ice caps, ice-cap, ice-caps, wildlife, climate change, climate-change, global warming, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists
"Anywhere with ice...a lot of ice."
'All this talk about global warming...pah! I mean, where's the evidence?'
Global warming in the poles
'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'
'We can't stay here, and your father has connections in China.'
'Ok, so that came out wrong... But I'm definitely not a racist...I mean, I have tons of black friends.'
Polar bears attacked by lions.
"Take it easy - It's a bit slippy this morning."
'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'
'You appear to have a bipolar disorder.'
Polar bear bowling alley
On second thought, let's de-ice the wings.
Out of Ice.
Bad news...we're running out of ice.