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'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'
"As for me, I could stand a little global warming."
Tags:winter, winters, cold weather, freeze, freezes, freezing, parka, parkas, overcoat, overcoats, warm up, warms up, warming up, catcall, catcalls, catcalling, cat call, cat calls, cat calling, hit on, hits on, hitting on, street harassment, harassment, sexually harassed, winter weather, winter months, imagine, imagines, imagination, shapeless, outfit, outfits
"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."
Tags:embryo, embryos, frozen embryo, frozen embryos, baby, babies, fertility, fertility treatment, fertility treatments, infertile, infertility, reproduction, family planning, egg donor, egg donors, freezer, freezers, freezing, frozen food, frozen foods, parent, parents, parenting, prospective parent, prospective parents, fertilization, in vitro fertilization, fertilisation, in vitro fertilisation
Sex Games of the Married
'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'
"I date everything before I freeze it, so I know when to throw it away."
'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'
"THE SECRET ELEPHANT ICE SKATING RINK"
Tags:elephant, elephants, ice skating, ice skater, ice skaters, ice-skating, figure skater, ice-skaters, rink, rinks, ice rink, ice rinks, ice-rink, ice-rinks, thin ice, skating on thin ice, skating, skater, skaters, winter, winters, freezing, frozen lake, frozen lakes, fallen through, accident, accidents, crack, cracks, danger, dangers, dangerous, unsafe
'Drop the can opener!'
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, pet, pets, petting, petted, can opener, can openers, tin opener, tin openers, gun point, gunpoint, freeze, freezes, freezing, order, orders, ordering, command, commands, commandingthe flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, snow, snowing, snowfall, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, smiley face, smiles, smile, smiling, monster, monsters, winter, christmas, cold, freezing, cold weather, kid, kids, play, playing, construct, child, childhood, creativity, creative, construction, back in the day, sick minded, sick-minded, innovative, innovate, invent, inventive, influence, negative influence, gaming, computer games, child gamers, child gaming
"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."
Tags:citi bike, citi bikes, plow, plows, plowing, bike, bikes, biking, bike rental, bike rentals, new york, new york city, sidewalk, sidewalks, plough, ploughs, ploughing, snow, snows, snowy weather, freeze, freezes, freezing, blizzard, blizzards, commute, commutes, commuting, snow plow, snow plows, snowplow, snowplows, snowplowing, public transit, mass transit
"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."
Tags:fleece, jacket, jackets, coat, coats, winter coat, winter coats, fleeces, cold weather, winter, winters, winter coat, winter coats, freeze, freezes, freezing, frozen, warm, warmth, warm coat, warm coats, winter jacket, winter jackets, windbreaker, windbreakers, winter season, winter seasons, snow, snow day, snow days, snowy
"If I've learned one thing in my long reign, it's that heat rises."
Tags:hot air, high ceiling, high ceilings, rise, rises, physics, geophysics, chemistry, cold, cold house, cold houses, cold home, cold homes, insulate, insulation, insulated, temperature, temperatures, freeze, freezes, freezing, monarch, monarchs, king, kings, architect, architects, architecture, church, churches, cold, shiver, shivers, shivering
Pop Top Ice FIshing
Tags:ice fishing, ice fisher, can, cans, aluminium can, aluminium cans, aluminum can, aluminum cans, pop can, pop cans, soda can, soda cans, pop top, pop tops, fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, line and hook, line and hook fishing, line fishing, ice, frozen, frozen lake, frozen lakes, cold weather, cold, freezing, freezing weather, winter, winter time, seal, seals, seal fishing, seal fisher, seal fishers, convenient, convenience, modern life, modern attiudes
'OK, I'm sorry I didn't think it through... are you happy now?'
"It's practically impossible to heat this damned place."
'What'd you make dad' - 'It's a snowman, with his ugly, ungrateful son,'
'See you next spring, Morty.'
Tags:lick, licks, licked, licker, lickers, stuck, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, stick, sticks, sticking, leave, leaves, leaving, left, freeze, freezes, freezing, froze, frozen, snow, snows, snowy, snowed, winter, winters, spring, springs, season, seasons, signpost, signposts, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Get down on the ground!! DOWN ON THE GROUND!!'
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, etiquette, etiquettes, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, law enforcement, law enforcing, golf cart, golf carts, cart, carts, golf buggy, golf buggies, buggy, buggies, freeze, freezes, freezing, froze, frozen, stand off, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Well it looks like your 'good old days' are finally back."
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, married, marriage, marriage problems, row, rows, rowing, argue, argues, arguing, bicker, bickers, bickering, cold, chilly, layer, layers, heating, no heating, read, reads, reading, good old days, old fashioned, old-fashioned, shiver, shivers, shivering, freeze, freezes, freezing
"It's co-wuld! You didn't tell me it was going to be co-wuld!"
Tags:ski, skiing, skiing holiday, skiing holidays, skier, skiers, regret, regrets, regretful, cold, the cold, cold weather, freezing, freezing weathers, unprepared, misunderstand, misunderstanding, uninformed, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, miscommunications, miscommunication, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints
"Bad news. The board's decided to cryogenically freeze your department indefinitely."