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Stage Mother Bear.
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"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."
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"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."
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"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."
"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."
"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."
"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."
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"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."
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"Oh no. I have its little one in my backpack."
'Apparently, his last tweet was - 'This bear seems friendly.''
LOOK BHIND U!
"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."
Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!
"Don't believe everything you read."
"Look, Ma, this one comes with a menu...and a kid meal!"
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'I was just going to go for your hot dogs, but you put them all the way up in that tree, so...Sorry.'
"...Dibs on the heated socks."
'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'
'You can only maul one jogger for now. I don't want you spoiling your dinner.'
'...I've got a real jerk of a bear breathing down my neck.'
'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'
'Damn snack is stuck in the thing!'