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'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'
"Which one of us is me?"
Tags:anonymous, anonymity, penguin, penguins, emperor penguins, who is me, who is speaking, antarctica, antarctic, south pole, south poles, unidentifiable, identify, identifies, identifying, who is who, same, similar, copy, copies, indistinguishable, personified, personification, personifies, personify
Polar Bear arrives at house
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'Fear not my friends - this while situation is merely a logical fallacy built on a common misconception! Polar bears only live in the Arctic, whereas we penguins live in the Southern hemisphere.'
The easiest of kids' observational games.
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"I can remember when there was nothing here but polar ice."
Tags:global warming, climate change, hot weather, destination, destination vacation, destination vacations, vacation, vacations, vacationing, icecap, icecaps, melt, melts, melting, glacier, glaciers, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, beachfront, beachfront property, beachfront properties, beach, beaches, polar, polar ice, antarctica, antarctic, arctic, vacation, vacations, vacationing, north pole, south pole
No Cold Callers
'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'
Tags:snow, snowing, snows, snowy, cold, ice, froze, freeze, freezing, frozen, freezes, penguin, penguins, egg, eggs, baby, babies, child, offspring, keeping warm, asset, assets, bird, birds, antarctica, antarctic, nest, nests, nesting, nested, penguin colony, penguin colonies, nest egg, nest eggs, investment, investments
"You've got the damn thing on inside out!"
"Anywhere with ice...a lot of ice."
Global warming in the poles
'You'll never guess what I got you.'
Penguin giving birth
Arctic Sign - You are here.
Polar bear bowling alley
"What the heck are we looking for anyway?"
'You know, in years to come, people will find a way of getting rid of this ice...'
Polar bear lolly
Some cultures use fish as money. 'Got change for a halibut?' 'Sure! Minnows OK?
"Where are the cheese sticks?"
Tags:delivery, deliveries, pizza, pizzas, delivery man, delivery men, order, orders, ordering, cheese stick, cheese sticks, eskimo, eskimos, arctic, inconvenient, inconvenience, forgotten item, forgotten items, missing item, missing items, out of the way, location, locations, antarctic, antarctica, igloo, igloos, redeliver, redelivers, redelivery, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, infuriating
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climate change research
"In a former life, I used to go to Palm Beach."
Tags:former life, pseudo, pseudo science, spirituality, spiritual, religion, religious, religious imagery, walrus, walrus beach, beach, beaches, shore, shores, sand, sands, sandy, crowd, crowded, tourism, tourist, role, roles, wildlife, wild animal, wild animals, region, regions, tourist destination, palm beach, palm, palms, america, american, arctic, arctic, antarctic, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
"What do you mean, you're planning to float the business...?