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'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'
"Now can we turn in?"
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"This is really embarrassing. I've forgotten your name."
Tags:bear, bears, bear cave, bear caves, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, forget, forgetting, forgotten, forgetful, name, names, remembering names, forgetting a name, forgetting names, embarrassed, embarrassing, promiscuous, promiscuity, sleep around, sleeping around, cheat, cheater, cheaters, hibernation, hibernate, hibernating
"It's only until spring."
Tags:spring, springtime, spring time, hibernate, hibernates, hibernating, hibernation, winter, winter season, wintertime, winter-time, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, oversleep, oversleeps, sleeping arrangement, sleeping arrangements, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, share a bed, sharing a bed, bed sharing
'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'
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Hibernation Day 28: starting to go stir crazy...
Tags:bear, bears, hibernation, hibernate, hibernates, hibernating, diary, diaries, dear diary, stir crazy, stuck indoors, safe indoors, stay indoors, covid-19, covid 19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns, locked down, stay-at-home order, stay-at-home orders, shelter-in-place, shelter-in-place order, shelter-in-place orders
"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."
Tags:401k, pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, pension fund, pension funds, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, bear, bears, worrier, worriers, worrying, retirement plan, retirement plans, retirement planning, hibernation, hibernations, hibernating, hibernated, anxiety, anxious
'You've been approved. As collateral, we'll be holding your nuts.'
"My initial reaction is positive but I'd like to hibernate on it."
'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'
'Are you sure you set the alarm Bob? It looks as though we slept through spring.'
"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."
"You just missed him. Can you call back in the spring?"
"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."
Baseball team emerging from hibernation
'Geez, what's it's been, Gary? Six months?'
Saving for Retirement.
"He hums in his sleep."
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, snore, snores, snoring, noisy sleeper, noisy sleepers, baby, babies, infant, infants, hibernate, hibernates, hibernating, hibernation, winter, hum, hums, humming, wild animal, wild animals, insomnia, restless, restless night, restless nights, new parent, new parents, parent, parents, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers
'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'
"I sleep half the year-how much more space do you need?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, dating, date, dates, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, space, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, hibernation, hibernating, woman, women
"I guess that silly groundhog was wrong about an early spring!"
'If you want to save for the winter forget nuts, go with mutual funds.'
'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'
'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'
"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."
Tags:winter, winters, hibernate, hibernates, hibernating, hibernation, distract, distracts, distracting, distraction, distractions, cocoon, cocoons, cocooning, metamorphosis, butterfly, butterflies, moth, moths, lepidopterist, lepidopterists, lepidopterology, busy, do not disturb, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, take a message, taking a message, professor, professors, teacher, teachers, teaching, biology, insect, insects