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"Get out of my face!"
"My weight in nectar, on the rocks."
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'To bee, or not to bee...'
Hand pollenate your fruit trees
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'You're only carry one one pollen? Man, you sure are lazy for a worker bee!'
"Just say when."
Flower pick-up lines.
Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.
'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'
'When did they start putting expiration dates on these things?'
'Poor dear is allergic to pollen.'
'Don't just sit around all day. Go pollinate something?'
Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.
'That morning, nature got to work early...'
"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."
'I'm starting a union so we can have shorter flowers and more honey.'
'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'
'The best thing about being a bee is you can get out of things by saying, 'I'm busy'.'
'Mom, of course I could be the father of her child! When that pollen starts spreading all over the place, who knows where it could land?'
'Oh, I'm a working bee too dude, it's just that I choose not to work very hard...'
A bee getting excited looking at a flower catalogue.