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"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."
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"Do you have anything less political?"
Tags:toy, toys, game, games, toyshop, toyshops, kid, kids, mom, mum, mums, moms, tiger mom, tiger mum, helicopter, helicopter parenting, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, sketch, etch, etching, etches, screen, screens, political, political statement, statement, statements, comment, commentary, political comment, politicized, politicised, protect, smother, smothering, protection, protecting, protected
'For 2,000 years, this wall has protected us from invasion, and it will continue to make us invincible for the next... what the heck is that?'
Employees must wear hair nets.
"Here's Mommy now!"
Tags:knight, knights, slay, slays, slaying, slay the dragon, slays the dragon, slaying the dragon, mother, mothers, protect, protects, protecting, parent, parents, fairy tale, fairy tales, baby, babies, baby dragon, baby dragons, mom, moms, mums, mums, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
Mom Wears Her 'Security' Shirt To The Birthday Party
Tags:mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, child, childhood, childish, kid, kids, parent, parental, parenting, protect, protecting, protective, tiger mom, tiger mum, tiger moms, helicopter, helicopter parent, helicopter parenting, security, security guard, bouncer, party, parties, kid's party, birthday, birthdays, birthday party, birthday parties, fun, games, innocence, nostalgia, happy birthday, family
"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."
Tags:wall art, caveman, cavemen, cave art, auroch, aurochs, neanderthal, neanderthals, neandertal, neandertals, warning, warnings, warn, warns, caution, caution sign, caution signs, cave painting, cave paintings, protect, protects, protecting, family, families, danger, dangers, dangerous, predator, predators, prey, stampede, stampedes, stampeding, anthropology, anthropologist, anthropologists, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists
"You've just raided your last patch!"
Tags:animal, animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, food, vegetable, vegetables, carrot, carrots, talking, speaking, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, revolver, revolvers, handgun, handguns, aiming, pointing, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, patch, patches, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, security, protection, protecting, agriculture, pest control, pest management, retaliation, retribution, revenge, vengeance, vermin, varmint, crop, crops, stealing, robbing, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, theft, produce, pest, pests, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, raid, raids, raiding
"They're for emotional protection."
"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."
Tags:protect, protects, protecting, protection, protections, security, security system, security systems, obsession, obsessions, obsessing, guard dog, guard dogs, guard, guards, guarding, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry
For Their Own Good.
Tags:death, deaths, hide, secret, secrets, trick, tricks, ethics, ethical, moral, morals, lies, lie, mislead, misleading, not ready, children, child, kid, kids, naive, naivety, deceive, deceiving, belgian congo, need to know, false, fabrication, fabrications, hides, hiding, protecting, protection, protect
"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"
Tags:old folks, superhero, superheroes, good deed, good deeds, protect, protects, protecting, protector, protectors, protection, look out, looks out, looking out, save, saves, saving, savior, saviors, saviour, saviours, special interest, special interests, hero, heroes, heroic, heroic deed, heroic deeds, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, old age pensioner, old age pensioners, comic book, comic books, comic, comics
Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
Tags:invent, inventions, invents, invention, useless, pointless, redundant, television, televisions, tv, tvs, telly, tellies, viewer, watch, watching, protect, view, protecting, protector, air bag, air-bags, air bags, air-bag, program, programmes, show, series, film, programs, programme, car, cars, auto, autos, automobiles, automobile, inventor, inventors, shows
"My lawyer finally got me on the endangered-species list!"
"You're gonna be the man of the house now-you need to protect your mother and sister."
Tags:family, child, kid, kids, baby, babies, infant, infants, toddler, toddlers, high chair, high-chair, walk out, walk-out, walked out, man of the house, man of the family, patriarch, parenting, parental, gender, gender roles, gender stereotypes, masculinity, toxic masculinity, gun, guns, hand gun, handgun, hand-gun, protect, protecting, protection, ludicrous, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, leave, leaving, left, broken home, broken family, broken families
"I just feel safer in one of these."
Tags:tank, tanks, military, safe, safer, sherman, vehicle, vehicles, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, combat, fight, fighting, protect, protection, protecting, protects, gas, gasoline, fuel, petrol, refuel, refueling, safety, safer, security, secure, drive, driving, drives, driven, safe, second amendment, rights, bill of rights
"Polly wants a flu shot."
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'This way nobody can pinch me since I didn't have anything green to wear.'
"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."
Tags:corrupt, corrupts, corrupting, corruption, coverup, coverups, cover-up, covers up, covering up, scandal, scandals, political scandal, political scandals, government, governments, washington, washington dc, washington d.c., protect, protects, protection, protections, protecting, hierarchy, hierarchies, deflect, deflects, deflecting, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, deflection, deflections, blame, blames, blaming, blame game, blame games
Tags:sarcasm, sarcastic, beware, beware of the dog, beware of dog, dog, dogs, guard dog, guard dogs, protection, protected, protect, protecting, warning, warning signs, warning sign, barbarian, barbarians, troops, troop, war, war zone, battle, battles, wars, military, attack dog, scared, scary, gate keeper, invade, invasion, invaded, castle, castles, royal, royalty
I'm your bodyguard. The face and hair cost extra
"'What I Did on My Summer Vacation,' by special arrangement with the New Jersey State Police."
Shark cage offers no protection from a swordfish.
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"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."
Tags:religion, religious, heaven, god, angel, angels, watch over, watching over, guard, guarding, protect, protecting, christianity, christian, christians, pretend, pretending, make-believe, human, humans, prayer, prayers, pray, praying, impossible, overworked, limited time, confession, confessions, confessing, admission, admissions, admitting