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'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'
"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."
Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.
"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"
"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
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"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."
"If we're to make a life together, you have to accept that I'm a volunteer fireman and have to be ready to picnic at a moment's notice."
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Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.
"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."
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"I'm very domestic. I bottle my own water."
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'I'd forgotten how non-textual nature could be.'
'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'
"I can't help think of the lyrics to that old song: 'I want to sex you up.'"
"But, Gridly, you signed up for softball."
"Now we wait."
It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.
The Annual Trainspotters Club Picnic
'Someday they'll stop to picnic, we'll chase them off, then throw their blanket over the barbed fence, and escape to greener pastures'
'Are you sure you don't want to use my bug spray?'
"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."
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"Quit makin' up constellations."
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"Listen, you're no picnic, either."
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"This looks like a good spot."
It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy....