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'Please put your tray table and seat in their upright and locked position... ooh! Didn't say Simon Sez.'
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"We have no more wine from California. Would you like some maple syrup from Vermont?"
Tags:air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, wine, california, vermont, maple syrup, local product, local products, local speciality, local specialities, food, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, meal service, meal services, sold out, gone, no more, replacement, replacements, substitute, substitutes
Man looking at a notice on an airplane that reads "Please do not throw food on the floor".
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Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.
'Attention, passengers. Could everyone seated next to a window please stick your arms out and flap like crazy.'
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Doug has another one of his flying dreams.
Sign says 'If you can still read this you ordered too many beverages.'
"If you are travelling with small children or if you just need a little extra time, we invite you to board the aircraft at this time."
Tags:travel, travels, traveling, traveled, travelling, travelled, air travel, airport, airline, boarding, board, boarding airplane, airport gate, airport terminal, airport terminals, gate, gates, announcement, announcements, gate announcement, gate announcements, sheep, shepherd, shepherds, sheepherder, sheepherders, herd, herds, herd of sheep, farmer, farming, farmers, sheep farming, sheep farmers, sheep farmer, passenger, passengers, airline passenger, airline passengers, gate agent, gate agents, flight attendant, flight attendants, air steward, air stewards, airline, airlines
'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'
A flight attendant reads a magazine on the jump seat and there is a bullwhip above her head.
'Honey, are you going to locate the exits every morning?'
'Ladies and gentlemen, as you may have noticed, we are now making our initial decent.'
Letter reads: OK, we'll be good. Can we come out?
'Please turn off electronics, stow you bag and bring your seat back and tray table upright and locked.'
Multiple panels showing a flight attendant's luggage on different lengths of a working trip.
'Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be pulling up the beverage cart momentarily...please ensure to tuck in your elbows, knees, toes, shoulders, feet, ankles, hips, shins, buttocks, backs, calves, heads, necks, faces, bags, laptops, shoes, loose change, purses...
'Ladies and gentlemen, the seat belt sign is on, however, you may see flight attendants up and about...'
'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'
'I hear you work for the airlines. I bet you'd love to know about all of my horrific flying experiences...'
'Mind the gap...oh yeah, and the crocodiles!'
'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'
"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."
Tags:air travel, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, airport, airports, flying, flight attendant, flight attendants, flight stewardess, flight stewardesses, air hostess, air hostesses, flying crew, crew, crews, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, landing, landings, crash landing, crash landings, bad landing, bad landings, rough landing, rough landings, bad pilot, bad pilots, can't fly, crash, crunch, cereal, breakfast cereal, cereal character, cereal characters, word play, wordplay