Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"Before we start, have you folks considered upgrading to Platinum Élite membership?"
Tags:fire, fires, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, member, membership, memberships, premium membership, premium memberships, premium member, premium members, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, libertarian, libertarians, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, 911, pushy, pushiness, salesman, salesperson, salespeople
'Welcome to the frat, Todd! OK, Bob. Your turn. If you want to be a member, you've got to let him get you riiiight up to the net before you snap the line.'
Tags:frat, frats, fraternity, fraternities, fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fished, fisherman, fishermen, angle, angles, angling, angler, anglers, hook, hooks, bait, baits, member, members, membership, memberships, initiation, initiations, initiating, net, nets, rod, rods, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Would you care to join the 'American association of dead people'?"
'I've just been laid off. Is it too late to sign that union card you were telling me about?'
'The N.R.A's Written Test for A Gun License.'
Tags:nra, n.r.a., national rifle association, gun nut, gun nuts, second amendment, 2nd amendment, 2nd amendment rights, gun safety, gun lover, gun lovers, right, rights, constitutional right, constitutional rights, fantasy, fantasies, written test, written tests, member, members, membership, memberships
"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."
Tags:grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, super market, super markets, loyalty card, loyalty cards, loyalty scheme, loyalty scheme, membership card, membership cards, loyalty schemes, memberships, membership, sales tactics, sales tactic, pester, pestering, annoy, annoying, shop, shopping, shopper, shoppers, commercialism, consumerism, consumerist, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, shop assistant, shop assistants, pestered, badger, badgering, badgered, annoy, annoying, annoyed, irritate, irritating, irritated, pressure, pressurising, pressurizing, pressurise, pressurize
'Momma, we elected you as honorable member of our club. You're in charge of eats and drinks.'
"Sometimes I wonder why we bother with unions these days..."
Together we have a voice...Join your union today.
Tags:trade union membership, trade union, labour union, labour unions, labor union, labor unions, membership, memberships, factory worker, factory workers, unsafe practices, employee rights, worker rights, worker, workers, labour disputes, labor disputes, trade unions, trade union memberships, union
"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."
Densa - We take anyone.
"I canceled my membership, but they keep withdrawing money. I've lost 15 pounds so far fighting them in court."
'Steak knife please, Phil.'
"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."
Drunk Golfer: "This is 'A Full Member'.
National Apathy Society: Come in or Whatever.
'Here's your membership card, Kate. Congratulations!...The Benevolent Order of Superior Sisterhood! By virtue of being born a girl, you're automatically made a member...'
'And so, in closing, I believe we ought to launch a more vigorous membership drive.'
Gene Gets Kicked Out of Fight Club.
'Can I interest you in our frequent shopper discount card?'
Tags:member, members, membership, memberships, membership card, offer, offers, offered, deal, deals, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, die, died, dies, dying, dead, discount, discounts, discount card, discount cards, card, cards, frequent shopper, frequent, shop, shops, shopping, shopped, close to home
'I'm Angus MacGregor. Is this where I join?'
'I know it's awkward, Peterson, but legally our club cannot bar him from membership. ... Maybe it's time for you to let go of the past.'
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, past, pasts, history, histories, let go, lets go, letting go, member, members, membership, memberships, awkward, awkwardness, uneasy, hard, club, clubs, inconvenient, inconvenience, uncomfortable, compromise, compromising, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Just 10 minutes into the evening, Betsy resolved to cancel her online dating membership.
'Ed here has some sort of problem with his membership on the visitation committee, Reverend.'