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'Great! So I'll run these by the focus groups and see how they go over.'
"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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Bedtime Of The Gods
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Mechanical Sphinx Ride.
The Sphinx Speaks
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"I can't read a thing. They all must have been doctors."
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'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.
"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
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"I think my harem is seeing someone else."
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'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'
"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"
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Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases
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"And you! What are you doing to help Aida and Radames? Will you just sit there and let them die?"
"He died young."
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"Have your people call my people."
Egyptian archaeologists discover the world's oldest fruitcake.
'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'
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Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.
"Funny how you can be friends with somebody for so long but never really know him."
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An ancient Egyptian surveys architectural models
"Why would I be proud of this? It's my to-do list."
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Mubarak-The Last Pharaoh
Shadow in the wrong place - "They're fine, there's just something about this one that bothers me."