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'If you're on a budget, we can curl him up.'
'I know he didn't pay his bills, but let's get the lien off the coffin.'
"I can help you guys form a union."
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Mortician's in and out baskets say in & under.
'This modestly priced model says, 'He always seemed like an okay guy.''
"I don't like our new casket salesman."
'I know Grimshaw! But I hate loose ends.'
U-can take it with you funerals.
"Since the latest health cuts, business has been booming!"
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'And this, of course, is our rental.'
"In this model we keep the cell phone charged for 6 months just in case..."
"Level with me, doc...is it serious?"
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'I don't care if you were in the wine auction business, before coming here - they're coffins, not original wooden cases.'
'We've hit the jackpot,d Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'
'I take it you'd like the traditional, 'flushing down the toilet' service?'
'I need someone who can be solemn while on duty: Are you sure you could handle it?'
Coffins - Fins on a Coffin.
'Kill the ref.'
'We've hit the jackpot, Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'
In these tough economic times several new businesses have emerged. One of them being cut-price undertaking!
'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'
'Yes, taxidermy probably would be cheaper but it isn't a service that we are able to offer.'
Closures 'R' Us - Embalming, Burials and Cremations.
'The way she cremates things in the kitchen - She should have been an undertaker!'
Funeral director encourages suicide.