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"Stop catching the bullets!"
"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"
Tags:cop, cops, police, police officer, noir, crime thriller, crime fiction, criminal, criminals, on the run, detective, detectives, killer, killers, murderer, murderers, horror, old school, old school horror, film, films, movie, movies, execute, executed, executioner, executioners, capital punishment, jail, jailed, criminal, death row, dead, dying, die, died, death
"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"
Tags:execution, executions, children's show, children's shows, childrens show, childrens shows, kid, kids, audience, audiences, child, children, inappropriate, cute, evil, fun, guillotine, capital punishment, death penalty, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, lighten up, lightening up, shock, offense, offence
"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."
Tags:execution, executions, death penalty, the death penalty, electric chair, the electric chair, lethal injection, lethal injections, death row, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, crimes, criminal, criminals, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, death row lawyer, death row lawyers, capital punishment, low iq, iq, incompetent, incompetence, temporary insanity, temporarily insane, legal system, the legal system, illogical, irrational, insanity defense, insanity defence, defense lawyer, defence lawyers, defense lawyers, defence lawyers, criminal prosecution
"And now let's welcome, for the first and last time . . ."
Tags:execution, executions, execute, executes, executing, modern life, capital punishment, guest, guests, talk show, talk shows, talk show host, talk show hosts, commodify, commodifies, commodification, death penalty, state murder, state murders, state-sanctioned murder, anti-death penalty, late night talk show, late night talk shows, dark humor, dark humour
"So much for nepotism."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, new testament, jesus, jesus christ, crucifixion, death of jesus, death of jesus christ, good friday, cross, crosses, crucifix, crucifixes, history, historical, biblical times, ancient, nepotism, favouritism, favoritism, bias, preferential treatment, preferred treatment, preference, preferences, family, families, relatives, children, politics, business, capital punishment
"It's refreshing to find a killer bee who's pro capital punishment."
"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, public service, public sector, private sector, business, business sector, money, execution, executions, capital punishment, decapitation, decapitations, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, corporate, problem, problems, chop off, chopping off, head, heads, punishments, obstacle, obstacles, courtier, courtiers, pros, cons, advantages, disadvantages
"I can't belive that I'm late for my own execution."
Tags:new york, ny, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, taxi, taxis, taxi cab, taxi cabs, cab, cabs, driver, drivers, driving, traffic, traffic jam, gridlock, bumper-to-bumper, congestion, stuck in traffic, stuck, trapped, unable to move, rush hour, late, tardy, tardiness, lateness, death, execution, executions, capital punishment, death penalty, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, blindfold, blindfolds, blindfolded, transportation
"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminal, punishments, capital punishment, death penalty, officer, officers, guard, guards, jailer, jailers, prison guard, prison guards, note, notes, questionnaire, questionnaires, survey, surveys, data collection, last meal, last meals, meal, meals, food, hanging, electrocution, lethal injection, execution, executions, methods of execution, condemned, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour
"OK, now—this time for real!"
Tags:false start, false starts, miss, misses, missing, firing squad, firing squads, death penalty, capital punishment, death row, execution, executions, execute, executes, executing, executioner, executioners, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scaring, scare to death, scares to death, scaring to death, target, targets, targeting, targeted
'Oh for heaven's sake, woman, can't you use a knife like everyone else?'
"I won't lie to you.Chopin's 'Funeral March' is a bad sign."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, jury, juries, defendant, defendants, client, clients, defense, defence, foreman, foreman, verdict, verdicts, sentencing, punishments, capital punishment, death penalty, execution, executions, bad sign, bad signs, lie, lies, lying, truth, honest, honesty, orchestra, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, conductor, conductors, conducting, musician, musicians, composer, composers, frederic chopin, chopin, piano sonata no. 2, funeral march
"And then on Friday at two you're scheduled to be put to death by lethal injection."
Tags:secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, administrator, administrators, schedule, schedules, agenda, agendas, death penalty, the death penalty, lethal injection, lethal injections, capital punishment, death row, on death row, death row inmate, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminals, inmate, inmates, full schedule, full schedules, death sentence, the death sentence, execution, executions, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson
'Knee replacement huh? I'm pretty sure Thunder wasn't given that was an option.'
Tags:surgery, knee, knees, knee replacement, knee surgery, operation, operations, jockey, jockeys, rehabilitated, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, remedies, rehabilitation, remedy, surgery, surgical procedure, medical procedure, surgical procedures, medical procedures, capital punishment, death penalty, race horse, race horses, shooting, shoot, shoots, resent, resentment
"I guess my wife couldn't make it."
"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
Tags:execute, executes, executing, executioner, executioners, martyr, martyrs, religious martyr, religious martyrs, capital punishment, death penalty, blunder, blunders, prophet, prophets, divine, divinity, bless, blesses, blessing, blessings, angel, angels, afterlife, afterlives, judgement day, judgment day, mistake, mistakes, goof, goofs, pious, piety, believer, believers, god's will, sins, sinning, saint, saints, martyred, blame, blames, blaming, god's wrath
Tags:king, kings, queen, queens, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, history, historical, medieval, jester, jesters, fool, fools, comedian, comedians, juggler, jugglers, juggling, death, dead, widow, widows, husband, husbands, dead husband, dead husbands, wife, wives, shocked, surprised, too soon, mourning, grieving, head, heads, executed, execution, executions, capital punishment, punishments, decapitated, decapitation, decapitations, rebellion, rebellions, revolution, revolutions
"I couldn't agree more - but, then again, I hate even non-lethal injections."
Tags:cocktail party, capital punishment, execution, death, fitness, lethal injection, lethal injections, capital punishment, injection, injections, shot, shots, needle, needles, fear of needles, needle phobia, needle phobias, morality, executions, anti-death penalty, death penalty abolition, abolish, abolishes, abolishing, small talk, mankoff
"Lethal injection's my favorite, because they don't make you shave your head."
Tags:lethal injection, electrocute, electrocutes, electrocuting, electrocution, death penalty, death penalties, shave your head, shaves your head, shaving your head, shave, shaves, vain, vanity, death row, inmate, inmates, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, capital punishment, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, fashionable
"You have a choice of three-bean salad or lethal injection."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, three-bean salad, salad, salads, bean, beans, lethal injection, punishments, capital punishment, death penalty, execution, executions, death, choice, choices, choosing, option, options, decision, decisions, deciding
"It's sodium thiopental o'clock."
Tags:sodium thiopental, thiopental, thiopentone, lethal injection, lethal injections, capital punishment, death sentence, death sentences, death penalty, death penalties, prison, prisons, death row, jail, jails, convict, convicts, prisoner, prisoners, last meal, prison guard, prison guards, priest, priests
"O.K., I know it's a long shot, but if we can each convert one lion ..."
Tags:lion, lions, convert, converts, conversion, conversions, gladiator, gladiators, gladiatorial games, damnatio ad bestias, capital punishment, capital punishments, games, roman games, capital punishment, execution, executions, ancient rome, ancient roman, ancient romans, roman, romans, christian, christians, christianity, long shot, long shots, long-shot, long-shots, faith, religious freedoms
"I think I should warn you that the flip side of our generous bonus-incentive program is capital punishment."
"Yeah? Well, I sentence you to death!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, court, courts, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, sentence, sentences, sentencing, punishments, capital punishment, execution, executions, death sentence, death sentences, justice