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"Well, you don't look like an experimental psychologist to me."
"It's fine to discover cures, but, remember, chronic conditions are our bread and butter."
Tags:cure, cures, curing, chronic condition, chronic conditions, prescription, prescriptions, drug company, drug companies, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, profit motive, profit motives, incurable, managing disease, managing diseases, profit, profits, making money, bottom line, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest
J.J. Smithers: Veterinarian and Taxidermist
Tags:vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, taxidermist, taxidermists, day job, day jobs, dog owner, dog owners, phobia, phobias, vet's office, second job, second jobs, taxidermy, multitask, multitasks, fear, fears, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, vet phobia, vet phobias, professional conflict, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest
Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:
'Sure I'm depressed. I'm the senior senator from my state and the junior senator already has more conflicts of interest.'
"I would be an animal-rights activist, but I have allergies."
"I have no objection to alternative medicine so long as traditional medical fees are scrupulously maintained."
Tags:medical, doctors, hospitals, science, pseudo, money, psychology, greed, ethics, alternative medicine, traditional medicine, western medicine, doctor, doctors, medical fee, medical fees, american healthcare, american health care, for-profit healthcare, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, medical bill, medical bills, mankoff
"I appreciate your offer, but I'm afraid I'm already bought and paid for."
Tags:politician, politicians, political candidate, political candidates, bought politician, corrupt, corruption, corrupted, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, special interest, special interest group, special interest groups, lobbyist, lobbyists, lobby group, lobby groups, proposal, proposals, washington, d.c., dc
"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"
Tags:divine right, ruling by divine right, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, word of god, gods words, contradiction, contradictions, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, awkward situation, awkward situations, god, gods, war, wars, going to war, declare war, declaring war, divine right of kings, gods mandate, god's mandate, political legitimacy
"Don't worry. Fantasies about devouring the doctor are perfectly normal."
Tags:cat, cats, psychologist, psychology, psychologists, therapist, therapists, therapy, fantasy, doctor, doctors, subconscious, mouse, mice, predator, predators, prey, rodent, rodents, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, analyst, analysts, analysis, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest
"You haven't a clue what I'm talking about, do you?"
Tags:dog, dogs, cat, cats, communication, communication problem, communication problems, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, therapy, therapist, therapists, counsellor, counsellors, counselor, counselors, counselling, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry
"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."
"Now, if I were you I'd lose some weight, get contact lenses, put lifts in my shoes, wear a toupee, grow a moustache, and start smoking a pipe."
Tags:war and peace, tolstoy, leo tolstoy, review, reviews, reviewer, reviewers, book review, book reviews, book reviewing, critic, critics, critique, critiques, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, bias, biased, middle ground, middle grounds, warmonger, warmongers, hawk, hawks, military hawk, military hawks, compromise, compromises, compromising, general, generals, army, armies, navy, marine, marine corps, ambivalent, ambivalence, literary critic, literary critics
Joe's Vet and Taxidermy
"He's Trump's new appointee to head up NASA."
Tags:space program, nasa, national space and aeronautics administration, presidential appointments, presidential appointees, space aliens, presidential appointee, alien, aliens, illegal alien, illegal aliens, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, appointees, space program, space programs, space programme, space programmes
"Your x-ray results are in. You look delicious."
"Why do you keep saying MY pride is going to get the best of me?"
Tags:zebra, zebras, lions, lion, pride, prides, therapist, therapists, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, ethics, therapist, therapists, counsellor, counsellors, counselor, counselors, psychologist, therapy, counseling, carnivore, africa, hunter, prey, predators
J. Woogie - 20 Years in Public Service and Was Never Indicted
Tags:corruption, political corruption, corrupt politician, corrupt politicians, indict, indicts, indicted, indictment, indictments, public servant, public servants, public service, statue, statues, politician, politicians, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, low bar, low bars, low standard, low standards, honest politician, honest politicians
"I can help you guys form a union."
Tags:union, unions, unionise, unionises, unionising, unionize, unionizes, unionizing, union worker, union workers, coffin, coffins, undertaker, undertakers, undertaking, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, execution, executions, executor, executors, hanging, hangings, old west, western, westerns, prison, prisoner, prisoners, capital punishment, union head, union heads
Mitch McConnell's office issues his position on gun control.
Tags:gun control, nra, gun lobby, lobby, lobbies, lobbyist, lobbyists, gun law, gun laws, mcconnell, mitch mcconnell, majority leader, senate, us senate, corrupt, corruption, bribe, bribes, bribing, bribery, money in politics, lobby groups, special interest, special interest group, special interest groups, national rifle association, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, shooting, shootings, mass shooting, mass shootings
"On the one hand, eliminating the middleman would result in lower costs, increased sales, and greater consumer satisfaction; on the other hand, we're the middleman."
Tags:business, money, consumerism, boardroom, meetings, middleman, eliminate the middleman, executives, middlemen, middle man, middle men, lower cost, lower costs, lowering costs, consumer satisfaction, customer satisfaction, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, middle manager, middle managers, interfere, interferes, interference, interfering, customer, customers, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, mankoff
"Eddie, the real growth opportunities are in 'pet care' stocks."
Tags:invest, invests, investing, investment, investments, stockbroker, stockbrokers, dog, dogs, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, conflict, conflicts, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, insider trading, insider trade, insider trades, pet, pets, stock, stocks, stocks and bonds, big business, self-interest, self-interested, canine, canines, self-dealing
"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."
Tags:rabbits, carrots, doctors and patients, rhinoplasty, noses, radical, snowmen, rabbit, carrot, snowman, snowmen, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, nose job, nose jobs, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, radical, suggestion, suggestions, conventional, bunny, bunnies, hare, hares
"Congratulations, sire - your financial reforms have been successful!"
Tags:financial reform, financial reforms, tax, taxes, tax break, tax breaks, levy, levies, levying, fine, fines, royal, royals, royalty, king, kings, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, self-interest, self-interested, greed, greedy, 1%, upper 1%, wealthy, wealth, politician, politicians, corrupt, corruption, conservative, conservatives, conservative economics, tax season, overtax, overtaxed, overtaxing