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"Anyone can hate, Mr. Brookings, but can your gare fill a book?"
"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."
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Five Stages of White House Unemployment
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'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'
"Hey Mr. President. Don't you think it's unfair how black people can say the N-word but we can't?"
'No judicial appeals, but a publisher with clout in Hollywood is interested in your story.'
'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'
'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'
'Promise to tell the truth, including the parts you'd prefer to keep for an upcoming book or movie deal?'
'Landmark book deal.'
Centre for Victims of Child Abuse.
'Your Honor, my client requests that we skip the trial and move directly to the book-deal phase.'
'The worst has happened. You've been acquitted, and all our book and movie deals depend on your conviction!'
Come on buddy you know how this works-the sooner you release those hostages, the sooner we can all sign off on our book and movie deals!
"I felt such peace as I approached the bright light, but a voice urged me to go back and tell my story for a six-figure advance."
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Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.
"No questions, your honor. It's all in my client's new book. Every member of the jury will find a free copy under their seats!"
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"I didn't 'kiss and tell' until they offered me a book deal."
"One of you shall betray me - Four of you shall get book deals."