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'I realize it's a bit strange, sir, but due to the new health information privacy laws, none of us is allowed to know your identity.'
Brad! Who's that singer I cry to when I'm drunk?
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"Which one of us is me?"
Tags:anonymous, anonymity, penguin, penguins, emperor penguins, who is me, who is speaking, antarctica, antarctic, south pole, south poles, unidentifiable, identify, identifies, identifying, who is who, same, similar, copy, copies, indistinguishable, personified, personification, personifies, personify
"Do you really like Rembrandt, or do you simply identify with him as a white heterosexual male?"
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"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
Tags:poison oak, poison ivy, plant, plants, identification, id, iding, identifying, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, botany, botanist, botanists, uncertain, uncertainty, woods, forest, walk, walks, walking, confused, confusion, toxic, poison, poisons, poisonous plant, poisonous plants, rash, rashes, identity crisis, identity crises, identity
"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "
Tags:lineup, lineups, witness, witnesses, escalator, escalators, rage, rages, raging, lose control, losing control, lose temper, lose your temper, losing your temper, crowd, crowds, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping spree, shopping sprees, self-control, old lady, old woman, inconsiderate, disproportionate response, disproportionate responses, identify, identifies, identifying, police lineup, police lineups, cop, cops, christmas season, black friday
Football players in a huddle with only the backs of their jerseys showing; one player with a foreign sounding name has the phonetic symbols for the pronunciation of his name printed on the back of his jersey as well.
Tags:sport, sports, football, american football, football player, football players, athlete, athletes, huddle, huddles, huddling, name, names, foreign name, foreign names, pronunciation, phonetic, symbol, symbols, hard to pronounce, helpful, useful, innovative, innovation, innovations, sports commentating, sports commentator, sports commentators, identification, identifying
"Tell me again—which blond actress is she the blond-actress daughter of?"
"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"
Tags:single, singles, record, records, vinyl, vinyl album, vinyl albums, psychic, psychics, party trick, party tricks, identify, identifies, identifying, single, singles, music store, music stores, clairvoyant, clairvoyance, superpower, superpowers, music lover, music lovers, music appreciator, music appreciation, music teacher, music teachers, party, parties
'I need you to identify the problem. Here's your mirror.'
A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.
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A pinata identifies children in a lineup.
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'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'
"I'm not sure what I am, but I believe I'm a product of Norway."
"And that would be little Susan."
Tags:snake, snakes, man-eater, man-eating, giant, giants, python, pythons, identify, identifies, identifying, identifying the body, identifying a body, corpse, corpses, eat, eats, eating, eaten, swallow, swallows, swallowing, swallow whole, swallows whole, swallowing whole, swallowed whole, anaconda, anacondas, giant, giants, phobia, phobias, orphidiophobia, fear, fears, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles
"I'm packing heat—and my dental records, just in case."
Tags:gun, guns, concealed carry, concealed carry law, concealed carry laws, dental records, gangster, gangsters, mobster, mobsters, mafia, gang, gangs, gang member, gang members, criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, identification, identify, identifies, identifying, pack heat, packs heat, packing heat, carry a gun, gun nut, gun nuts, shooting, shootings, shooter, shooters, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, killer, killers
"She's not very good at defending herself, but she does very well at identifying her feelings."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, defending, defensive, identifying, feeling, feelings, emotion, emotions, psychology, crying, emotional, upset, development, developmental stages, childhood, toddler, toddlers, psychobabble
"How may I help you, sir or madam?"
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'Yep, that's him all right... that's the guy I mugged.'
Suitcases in an alligator morgue.
Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?
Bernie Kletz, another unfortunate victim of identity theft.
Roman soldier in police line up.
"I'll need a DNA test on this one, Miss Jones."
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'OK, dig that one up' Identifying weeds on her computer.