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"No one's exactly sure how they got here, or how to get rid of them!"
A large whale is beached on the shore from crashing on his jet ski.
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"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."
Evolution Of The Jet Ski
Tags:evolution, evolve, evolved, evolves, jet ski, jetski, legs, leg, land, science, scientific, sciences, biology, biological, darwin, darwinism, theory of evolution, evolutionary theory, visual gag, visual humor, visual humour, sight gag, sight humor, sight humour, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, absurd, absurdity, surreal, surrealism, anthro, anthropomorphic
"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."
Tags:consumer profile, consumer profiles, market research, market information, market analysis, consumer profiling, customer profiling, customer profile, customer profiles, internet, data, selling, buying, information, customer service, customer services, salesmen, salesman, underwear, jet ski, salesmenship, salesmanship
'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'
"When you said you'd give me a lift from the shops, I thought you had a car!"
'Surprise! We're with Club Fed!'
'You should change your bait. That's the third time you've caught a jet ski this morning!'
'Don't get me wrong - I love flying, but I hate knowing that I'll never jet-ski.'
Well he said 'it was as easy as falling off a log'.
'Are we out far enough to catch one now?'
"You know what, I hate speedboat and jetski riders, but I like kayakers..."
Tags:jetski, jet ski, jet-ski, jet-skis, jetskis, jet skis, speedboat, speedboats, speed-boat, speed-boats, speed boat, speed boats, kayak, kayaks, kayaker, kayakers, duck, ducks, watersport, watersports, water sport, water sports, water-sport, water-sports, bird, birds, waterfowl, wildlife, wild-life
"They're for the jet skis."