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"I had ethical momentum, but I was unable to sustain it."
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'Will you please answer the question, and this time, without the smoke and mirrors?'
"… and how did it make you feel when those officers called you the 'Perp'?"
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"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."
"You claim you acted in self-defense."
'I see you got a 74 in your chemistry final, and still you call yourself an expert witness.'
'Surely you don't expect the jury to believe that fairy tale, madam.'
"But first, if it please the court, Brunnhilde's farewell to Siegfried from 'Gotterdammerung.'"
"Who's a good witness."
"And how can you be certain the defendant had exhibit 'A' in his pocket and wasn't merely happy to see you?"
'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'
'I blew the whistle on my second employer as soon as I got my second wind.'
'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'
"The witness is being evasive, your honor. He answers every single question with 'I don't know. I was asleep at the time'!"
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"No, no, I like you. I only meant that we have to make you liable to the jury."
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'Oaths by witnesses are passé. Now we use truth serum.'
'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?'
"Objection, your honor. Counsel is pampering the witness by calling him a good boy and patting his tummy."
"And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to call to the stand an unequaled expert witness of exceptional excellence. Put your hands together. Give it up..."
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"Frankly, I'm looking for something that might appeal to a jury."
"Objection, your honor! The prosecution is executing a move that is not sanctioned by the professional wrestling association."
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"I'd prefer to wear the mask, Commissioner, but I will slip out of these boots and skis, if you have no objection."
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"Objection. Counsel is painting an unrealistic portrait of the witness."
Comedy emerges from a character witness.
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