Maternity Hospitals Cartoons and Comics

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

Newborns on cell phones

"Oh, that poor thing."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

'I'm sure this is the right exit .'

'Sir, even if you were born here, we can't compensate you for your blighted life.'

Smart Suburban Maternity Hospital - "My Evian waters have broken."

'We give credit where credit is due.'

'Your son couldn't come. He sent his sister.'

"Which one's yours?"

"Nothing much. Just going to get rid of some belly fat."

"They grow up so quickly."

"Your bill has been doubled to include your own false pregnancy."

Dad waiting for baby to be born.

Maternity Wing Sign: Please Wait To Push

"He looks just like his father."

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"How is it you only remember the good times?"

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

"One last question, where's its mute button?"

"What do you mean which one? They're all yours, sir. Congratulations."

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

"You went here instead of the maternity ward. Fortunately, we experts in delivery too!"