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"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."
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Newborns on cell phones
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"Oh, that poor thing."
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"Same old same old. How about you?"
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"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"
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'I'm sure this is the right exit .'
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'Sir, even if you were born here, we can't compensate you for your blighted life.'
Smart Suburban Maternity Hospital - "My Evian waters have broken."
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'We give credit where credit is due.'
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'Your son couldn't come. He sent his sister.'
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"Which one's yours?"
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"Nothing much. Just going to get rid of some belly fat."
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"They grow up so quickly."
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"Your bill has been doubled to include your own false pregnancy."
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Dad waiting for baby to be born.
Maternity Wing Sign: Please Wait To Push
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"He looks just like his father."
Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".
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"How is it you only remember the good times?"
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"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."
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"One last question, where's its mute button?"
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"What do you mean which one? They're all yours, sir. Congratulations."
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"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"
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"Of course what else would it be?"
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"You went here instead of the maternity ward. Fortunately, we experts in delivery too!"
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