Maternity Hospitals Cartoons and Comics

"Oh, that poor thing."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

'I'm sure this is the right exit .'

'Sir, even if you were born here, we can't compensate you for your blighted life.'

Smart Suburban Maternity Hospital - "My Evian waters have broken."

'We give credit where credit is due.'

'Your son couldn't come. He sent his sister.'

"Which one's yours?"

Maternity Wing Sign: Please Wait To Push

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"He looks just like his father."

"One last question, where's its mute button?"

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

Grim Reaper - Hospital nursery

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Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"She keeps shouting, 'couldn't, didn't, can't'."

"Is it just me. . . or does anyone else here have a fixation with breasts?"