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Closing Laugh Optician
Yes! We're Open!
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Al's Marina...boats to rent...businessman's launch, mon - fri noon - 3pm
To Improve Patient Care the A&E Department has moved to the Isle of Sky where it will be open on Alternate Tuesdays in March.
Joe's Fixit Shop: Closed for repairs.
"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."
Full Moon Diner
In order to improve our service this office has been closed and moved to Papua New Guinea where it will be open on alternate Tuesday afternoons in May.
"Sorry, website closed for lunch."
'No Madam, we won't make you wait all day, we close in ten minutes...'
"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."
"Are you open, emotionally?"
"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."
24/7 th Heaven
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Drunk man in pub with sign reading - 'Now drunk 24 hours'.
To provide an enhanced user experience for our customers this branch will in future only be open on the second Tuesday in months beginning with 'F'...'
State Park opening times.
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Restaurant - Out To Lunch.
"We're closed, I advise you to come back in the morning."
No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun
365 Lemonade Stand
Abortion Clinic - Sorry We're Open!
Restaurant: 'Out to Lunch'.
"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."