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'But APART from increased profitability, better customer support, enhanced margins, reduced stress and improved staff morale WHAT is the POINT of all this emphasis on increased PRODUCTIVITY?'
'We found the donut to be more of an incentive for him.'
To discourage the sending of personal e-mails at work...
'That's our mission statement.'
"On my home planet, I was a deity."
Tags:alien, aliens, illegal alien, illegal aliens, extra terrestrial, extra-terrestrial, exploited, exploitation, exploitative, exploits, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, hire down, hired down, disadvantage, disadvantaged, disadvantages, disadvantaging, qualified, qualification, qualifications, qualifies, taxi, taxi driver, taxi drivers, service, service worker, service workers, workforce, educated workforce, work force, educated, educated work force, home, homes, quality of life, comment, commentary, critique, critical, critic
"The dip in sales seems to coincide with the decision to eliminate sales staff."
Tags:sales, staff, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, restructure, restructures, restructuring, corporation, corporate, profit, profits, profit margin, profit margins, decline, declines, declining, sales decline, sales declines, shrink, shrinks, shrinking, workforce, workforces, work forces, work force, chart, charts, layoff, layoffs, lay-off, lay-offs, laid off
Health and safety ...accident waiting to happen
"This isn't a priority - put our worst people on it."
Tags:priority, priorities, boardroom, boardrooms, board, boards, exec, execs, executive, executives, prioritize, prioritise, prioritizing, prioritising, prioritized, prioritised, business strategy, business strategies, corporate strategy, employee, employees, employer, employers, workforce, work force, work-force, delegate, delegating, delegation
'You're a credit to this firm, Miss Button and through no fault of your own you're also a liability.'
'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'
'We'll be in touch. I still have to interview a few other applicants.'
Automated, Inc: 'Bad news, sir! All the robots are down with a computer virus!'
"When they said they'd go to ANY lengths to improve diversity they really meant it!"
'We won't exactly be firing you, Brubaker. However we are switching to an all-volunteer work force.'
Responsibility and duties
Tags:rookie, rookies, new job, new jobs, newbie, newbies, workforce, work force, working environment, working environments, sink or swim, corporate culture, corporate environment, office politics, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, corporate ladder, mentor, mentors, business mentor, business mentors
Employee of the month and the prankster of the month.
Tags:employee, employees, work, job, jobs, career, recognize, recognizes, recognizing, recognise, recognising, recognises, reward, rewards, award, awards, achievements, achievement, pranks, prank, prankster, pranksters, practical joker, practical jokers, jokes, coworkers, honor, honors, recognition, employment, work force, workforce, workplace, office work
"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."
Tags:working environment, working environments, work environment, work environments, workforce, work force, personnel staff, workforce, workforces, commute, commutes, commuting, commuter, commuters, 24 hours, sleeping bag, sleeping bags, overtime, overwork, overworked, workload, workloads, demanding job, demanding jobs, stressful job, stressful jobs
"When you read up on it you realise how complicated management is."
"Management is about EMPATHY, about understanding your colleagues and what motivates them, what they care about...and if you can't get that through your thick skull then you've no future here."
"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."
'The new automated system was a bit of a disaster!'
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'Getting the best out of chaps after they've decided to leave requires a bit of planning.'
Old lady being interviewed after ageism law. 'OK Mother. The job's yours.'