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"Only thing he can't crack is why is wife would just up and leave."
"This little tablet holds everything my briefcase held. . . except the crackers."
Last Tango in Wisconsin
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"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"
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Boy whistling at crackers.
"Polly wants to blog about crackers."
A dog biscuit
'Excuse me sir, which way to the internet?'
"First, Polly want an appetizer, some hors d'oeuvres, and a cocktail."
Will repeat anything for cracker.
Pirate and parrot using ATM.
Parrot: 'Don't put your finger in there, he bites!'
Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...
"Polly wants a big screen TV, a laptop computer, a smart phone and plenty of beer, but everyone assumes that all polly ever wants is a *#&@! cracker."
"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"
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"Who here likes impressions?"
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"Ugh...this is hard to read you have bad grahammer."
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"Polly wants a cracker...and a second opinion."
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"With our luck, it's probably not a mirage."
'Loook, lady, my name is Frank, not Polly, and I don't want no stinkin' cracker!'
'I asked for more than a cracker and look where it got me!'
'No, I didn't say I WANT a cracker. I said I'm GOING crackers from sitting on this perch day after day, month after month, year after year!'
'Polly want a cracker?'
'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'