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Danae's Debating Career: 'I'm never talking to girls again...'
Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.
'Here's your membership card, Kate. Congratulations!...The Benevolent Order of Superior Sisterhood! By virtue of being born a girl, you're automatically made a member...'
'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'
'Danae says her room is now a think tank for B.O.S.S. . . .a lobby bent on ridding the world of boys.'
The Men-Only Cemetery.
Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.
A Question A Man Should Never Ask A Woman...A Question A Woman Should Never Ask A Man.
'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'
'We just received this photo of a toilet from Curiosity. It appears the seat has been left up, providing more evidence that men are from Mars.'
'If women ruled the world there'd be no more wars.'
'We men on the other hand hardly have the time to TASK .'
Evidence that women are more intelligent than men. . .
'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'
Proof that women may be more intelligent than men.
'...And kids are an enormous meteor shower.'
'We can get married any time...This is the European Cup third round tie.'
'I let you think it's your idea, then I agree with you...'
'There's either too much testosterone at this conference, or we're having beef stew for lunch.'
'In future I'll stick to fighting boys.'
'Why don't you stop and ask for directions?!'
'The difference between a small boy and a wallnut? About two IQ points.'
Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'
'At least he's normal, well, as normal as men get.'
'No wonder my wife's upset. After reading this article, I can't understand me either!'