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'The good news is you scored 100 on your IQ test. The bad news is, 100 is the new moron.'
'My father says, these intelligence tests are biased towards the intelligent.'
INTELLIGENCE TESTING IS IN THE NEXT ROOM, 'Hi -- Where do I go to take the intelligence test?'
'I'm just smart enough to never take an IQ test.'
"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"
'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'
"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."
"This shouldn't be too hard. It's just the two letters."
"I think these "smart pills" are overpriced."
"I don't do well on standardized testing. I blame it on standardized tests."
"I can't tell who is smarter. They're both using smartphones."
Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ.
"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."
"That's Ruffles, our I.Q.-sniffing dog."
Chuckie's test results come back negative.
'...Then we have the intelligence test. If we find any, you're out.'
"Oh, he says he's a Mensa, but take away his smartphone and smartwatch and he's just another dumb jerk."
"Actually your smart car wouldn't have to be too smart to be smarter than you."
'This is a great new computer-generated test. It's for first graders, and it tell you which graduate schools they'll qualify for.'
I.Q. profiling: 'Hey stupid - come over here.'
'I can take the Mensa test online for $18!'
"Face facts Beryl, we can't go on meeting like this. I got lost ten times just getting here!"
'Dang! Now it get's complicated!'
"My kind of app."