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Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.
'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'
'I would make a nice compote.'
'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'
'Danae says her room is now a think tank for B.O.S.S. . . .a lobby bent on ridding the world of boys.'
'Here's your membership card, Kate. Congratulations!...The Benevolent Order of Superior Sisterhood! By virtue of being born a girl, you're automatically made a member...'
'...and when God saw that He hadn't done a very good job on Adam, He created Eve.'
A Question A Man Should Never Ask A Woman...A Question A Woman Should Never Ask A Man.
'Okay, I'll ask him about the special of the day but if I detect even a hint of mansplaining, I'm lodging a complaint.'
Woman reading about men whilst a man reads about women.
'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'
Large book is labelled 'What Women Want' and much thinner book is labelled 'What Men Want'.
'We just received this photo of a toilet from Curiosity. It appears the seat has been left up, providing more evidence that men are from Mars.'
'If women ruled the world there'd be no more wars.'
'I think we've carried women's lib too far.'
'How do you know man invented the wheel? Maybe it was woman!'
'You're Eve, eh? - Well, I suppose we'd better work out some gender roles.'
'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'
Battle of the Sexes
'There's either too much testosterone at this conference, or we're having beef stew for lunch.'
'Diamonds are a girl's best friend. . . Now you know which sex has the most sense.'
'The difference between a small boy and a wallnut? About two IQ points.'
'I never believed I'd remarry, either, but I just couldn't figure out that damned washing machine.'
'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'
'At least he's normal, well, as normal as men get.'