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"I heard the military is downsizing, but this is #&@! ridiculous."
Captain Obvious early in his career.
'Sign me up for swing shift basic training! I don't think I could handle early morning hours.'
'What do you mean - what comes after left, right, left, right?'
'Left, right, left, right. Can't he make up his mind?'
"Morale is low, and there is a bad atmosphere in the camp sir."
"I really admire your steadfastness - even when that big member of the canine corp visited you."
"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."