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'I guess it's true that it's all about re-branding in this economy...'
'I heard he was a thesaurus editor.'
'For the jillionth time, I have looked everywhere! That winning lottery ticket has got to be in his pants!'
"Please - no more specialists."
Last Tweet Cemetery.
The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'
A grave that reads "Read the comments".
Tags:death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, read the comments, comment, comments, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, technology, computer, computers, internet, online
In the houseplant cemetery.
Tags:houseplant, houseplants, cemetery, green thumb, green thumbs, keep alive, keeps alive, keeping alive, plant, plants, graveyard, graveyards, headstone, headstones, epitaph, epitaphs, kill houseplants, killing houseplants, murder, murders, murdering, greenery, fake plant, fake plants, fake houseplant, fake houseplants, old age, die, dies, dying, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
A tombstone with an epitaph that reads "Tuned in, turned on, dropped out, dropped in, worked out, saved up, dropped dead."
Tags:hippy, hippies, hipster, hipsters, beatnik, beatniks, phrase, phrases, turn on tune in drop out, counterculture, death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, summary, summaries, life
Welcome to MyGrave - Here are all of my friends!
"I can tell you exactly what he was compensating for."
Tags:death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, epitaph, epitaphs, technology, computer, computers, online, internet, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, email address, email addresses, e-mail address, e-mail addresses, rest in peace, rip, r.i.p., modern life
"He looks just the way he did in life."
"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."
Tags:death, dead, burial, burials, memorial, memorials, funeral, funerals, burial service, burial services, memorial service, memorial services, funeral service, funeral services, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, gravestone, gravestones, headstone, headstones, grave, graves, marker, markers, mourner, mourners, mourning, grieving, bereaved, upgraded, upgrade, upgrades, first class, business class, travel, tourism, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, point, points, point card, point cards, heaven, after death, life after death, consumerism
A gravestone reads "I am currently working on a novel".
"That tuna casserole really was to die for."
People burying their old Christmas trees.
I can't believe I ate all that kale for nothing.
Tags:kale, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, lifestyle, exercise, exercises, exercising, salad, salads, inevitable, inevitability, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, tombstone, tombstones, epitaph, epitaphs, die, dies, dying, terminal, dietitian, dietitians, nutrition, nutritious, nutritiousness, greens, eat your greens, eating your greens, nutritionist, nutritionists
A tombstone with an inscription reading: "Eugene R. Traskin - 'Literally died'"
Tags:death, dead, died, cemetery, cemeteries, grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, epitaph, epitaphs, inscription, inscriptions, literally, word, words, vocabulary, misused word, misused words, grammar, english grammar, language, english language, wordplay, word play
"I could never leave this place—this is where I grew up."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandoned, abandonment, stranded, stubborn, stubbornness, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, son, sons, attached, attachment, grief, grieving, mother, mothers, father, fathers, shipwrecked, home, homes, growing up, grew up, graves, gravestones, gravestone, graveyard, cemetery, cemetaries
'If we allow you to use exception coding just because someone is a little bit dead then there's no knowing where it might end.'
"Please, I need time to decompose myself."
"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."
Tags:disrespectful, disrespectfulness, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, grave, graves, bone, bones, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, pet cemetery, pet cemeteries, mourner, mourners, griever, grievers, grieving, mourning, grief, griefs, mourn, mourns
R.I.P. Ted Jones, Dairy Farmer, Best before date Oct. 7, 1987
"Honey, I cheated on you. Wow! That went much better than I thought it would."