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'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'
'So Roger, how's your invention going?'
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, sculptor, sculpture, abstract art, environmental art, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, deconstruct, deconstruction, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody
Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash
Tags:concrete, marble, marbles, block, blocks, sculpt, sculpting, sculptor, sculpted, sculpts, statue, statues, model, modelling, art, artist, artists, artistry, artistic, artistically, artistic license, artistic licence, paper, fail, failure, failed, paper ball, paper balls, crumpled, scrumpled, indicative, indicative joke, metaphor, metaphorical, literal, literally
'That's the last of them. . . so, did you want us to just leave them all in a circle or. . .'
"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"
Tags:pizza maker, pizza makers, pizza making, the discobolus, discobolus, myron, classical art, classicist, classicists, ancient greece, ancient greek, ancient greeks, ancient art, classical sculpture, ancient sculpture, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, discus, athlete, athletes, athletics
"Damn it, I still haven't got you right! Let's try again."
Tags:easter island, moai, rapa nui, stone, stones, stone head, stone heads, likeness, likenesses, sculptor, sculptors, sculpting, artist, artists, artistry, artistic, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, technique, techniques, rough draft, rough drafts, first draft, first drafts, repeat, repeats, repeating, repetition, if at first you don't success, try try again, attempt, attempts, attempting
A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.
Tags:woodpecker, woodpeckers, sculpture, sculptor, sculptors, self-portrait, self-portraits, portrait, portraits, tree, trees, design, designs, designing, designer, designers, overachieve, overachieves, overachieving, overachiever, overachievers, artist, artists, artistry, above and beyond, call of duty
"But that's what being an artist is—feeling crummy before everyone else feels crummy."
Tags:artist, artists, artistry, depressed, depression, starving artist, starving artists, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, reassure, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances, creative, creativity, creative person, creative people, justification, misunderstood, lonely, loneliness, modern life, out of touch, modern times, alienated, alienation, sensitive, sensitive artist, sensitive artists, support, support system, supportive, spouse, spouses
A man carves a totem pole
"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."
Tags:collection, collections, bird, birds, carving, carvings, collector, collectors, dilettante, dilettantes, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, sculpting, oversize, oversized, impress, impresses, impressing, impressive, cultivate, cultivates, cultivating, cultivation, art collector, art collectors, art collection, art collections
Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)
"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc
Tags:dog, dogs, cartoon dog, cartoon dogs, comic dog, comic dogs, famous comics, famous comic, artist, artists, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, modern art, comic book, comic books, balloon animals, balloon animal, nap, napping sleeping, sleep, doghouse, dog house, doghouses, dog houses, pet, pets, kennel, kennels, pop art, pop artist, pop artists, pop culture, american artists, american artist
"Nevermind a doctor, call my therapist."
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, mental health, trauma, traumas, traumatic, zeus, jupiter, classical art, ancient art, ancient greek, ancient greeks, ancient greece
Alien David statue
Tags:statue of david, david, fig leaf, michelangelo, marble, david and goliath, art, artist, artists, sculpture, sculptor, sculptors, painter, painters, renaissance, space, outer space, alien, aliens, martian, martians, spaceship, flying saucer, spaceships, flying saucers, astronaut, astronauts, astronomy, galaxy, extraterrestrial, foreign, unknown, planet, planets, fantasy, spacecraft, spacecrafts, spaceman, spacewoman, explore, exploration, explorers, explorer
Pushing Man Bookshelf
"The work of a lifetime, made of booger."
"Careful now. It's fragile."
Tags:sculptor, sculpt, sculpture, sculptures, art, arts, classic, classics, classical art, art history, theory, theories, museum, greek, greeks, grecian, style, styles, arm, arms, clumsy, break, broken, breaking, breakage, damage, damaged, fragile, drop, dropped, antioch, alexandros, aphrodite, milos, venus de milo, historical
'I sold it to a plastic surgeon.'
"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."
Art in pandemic time: after Giacometti 'Man Walking with Dog'
Tags:art, artist, artists, giacometti, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, face mask, face masks, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, novel corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, self-isolation, social distancing, quarantine, quarantines, quarantined, lockdown, lockdowns
"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"
Tags:aztec, aztecs, mayan, mayans, civilisation, civilization, ancient, ancient history, ancient civilization, ancient civilisation, civilisations, calendar, calendars, mistake, mistakes, art, artist, artists, sculpt, sculptor, sculptors, sculpting, native, natives, indigenous, indigenous people, indigenous peoples, native american, native americans, elaborate, no going back, permanent, historical, slip up, mess up
Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon
Rodin's 'The Stinker'.