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Gentrification of the Fridge.
Tags:fridge, fridges, food, ice box, refrigerator, gentrification, gentrify, hipster, hipsters, hipster food, food trends, food fads, faddy foods, faddy food, food fad, artisan food, cold brew, hemp milk, vegan, vegans, kale, middle-class food, middle class food, middle-class, middle-class, food snob, food snobs, connoisseur, connoisseurs, displacement, nutritionist, nutritionists, dietician, dietitian, dieticians, foodie, foodies, millennial, millennials
"A red-figure volute krater attributed to a painter of the Syleus sequence! Maynard, you shouldn't have!"
Tags:gift, gifts, present, presents, connoisseur, connoisseurs, dilettante, dilettantes, volute krater, volute kraters, greek, greeks, greek art, athens, museum piece, museum pieces, mega-rich, ultra-rich, rich, riches, wealthy, ultra wealthy, billionaire, billionaires, ancient art, vase, vases, syleus painter, syleus painters, syleus sequence, art history, art historian, art historians, anniversary, anniversaries, christmas
"Charles, would you be my vintner?"
Tags:propose, proposes, proposing, proposal, proposals, vintner, vintners, wine, wines, wino, winos, wine merchant, wine merchants, relationship, relationships, close relationship, close relationships, connoisseur, connoisseurs, fine wine, fine wines, engagement, engaged, pop the question, popping the question
"I don't remember the name, but it had a taste that I liked."
Tags:wine, wines, wine lover, wine lovers, wine snob, wine snobs, connoisseur, connoisseurs, sommelier, sommeliers, alcohol, choose, chooses, choosing, unhelpful, help, helps, helpful, liquor store, liquor stores, wine store, wine stores, booze, employee, employees, customer, customers, nightmare customer, nightmare customers, taste, tastes, tasting, tastings, retail employee, retail employees, customer service, customer service rep, custom service representatives
"O.K., Everybody. Stand back! Let it breathe."
Tags:wine, wines, connoisseur, connoisseurs, sommelier, sommeliers, waiter, waiters, server, servers, breathe, let it breathe, glass, glasses, resuscitate, resuscitates, resuscitating, cpr, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, drinking, drinks, drink, alcohol, restaurant, restaurants, wine glass, compare, comparison, overreaction, overreact, overreacts
'Stop you fool! It has to breathe!'
"A knowledgeable choice...A sophisticated blend of fine liqueurs..." "Girly drink."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, liqueur, liqueurs, cocktail, cocktails, girly drink, girly drinks, pretentious, snob, snobs, connoisseur, connoisseurs, different of opinion, choice, choices
"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."
"I'm getting woolly-mammoth notes."
Tags:connoisseur, connoisseurs, wine snob, wine snobs, snob, snobs, elitist, elitists, elitism, snobbery, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, woolly mammoth, cavemen, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, mammoths, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter, hunters, gatherer, gatherers, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets
'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'
"Can you recommend a wine that tastes like a good beer?"
Tags:beer, beers, wine, wines, sommelier, sommeliers, wine waiter, wine waiters, wine steward, wine stewards, wine recommendation, wine recommendations, recommendation, recommendations, beer drinker, wine drinker, wine menu, wine menus, snob, snobs, connoisseur, connoisseurs, snobbery, elitist, elitists, pleb, plebs
"Warm buttery overtones reminiscent of the summer sun setting over the Tuscan hills. A reipe peppery bouquet, shame it tastes like camel piss."
Cheeseboard mouse trap
Tags:mouse trap, turophile, turophiles, cheese, edam, cheddar, stilton, cheeses, cheese board, cheeseboard, course, courses, dinner, refined, taste, choices, choice, gourmet, gourmets, connoisseur, connoisseurs, foodie, foodies, cheese lover, cheese lovers, mouse traps, mouse-trap, mouse-traps, mousetrap, mousetraps
"She's a connoisseur. She won't touch anything other than Kentucky blue grass."
"Sorry, sir. But if you can't pronounce it, you can't have it."
'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'
'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'
'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'
'Oh, honey! Wouldn't that piece look just wonderful above the fireplace?'
'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'
'It was a '67 Chateau d'Yquem? I say leave it on.'
'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'
Well-balanced, cleanly flavored Chardonnay. Perfect with silverfish.